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  1. Skummy

    Sports shops are selling Jimmy Savile memorial tracksuits. They have an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into children's bottoms.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Now then, now then.

  2. Skummy
    http://turntopage26.tumblr.com/ I have a new blog, about choose-your-own-adventure books.
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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      *Obligatory courtesy follow*

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I decided to take the other option and go to the blog on page 24. A dragon ate me :(

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      I decided to take the other option and go to the blog on page 24. A dragon ate me :(

  3. Skummy

    Latest Hardcore TV posted in my ECW '01 diary: http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=89601&st=0&gopid=2747852entry2747852

  4. Skummy

    What do you do Dracula?

  5. Skummy

    There has never been a better wrestling gimmick name than "American Starship Coyote".

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      No, there definitely hasn't. Still need to get around to booking Hall as Coyote in a diary.

  6. Skummy

    Friend of mine says he's got a job cleaning pigs for a living. Sounds like hogwash to me...

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      A friend of mine told me he's getting a job collecting rubbish. I don't believe him.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      The gun is in my mouth people...

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Okay, now this is getting ridiculous. He alleges that he's stealing the drumsticks from my bucket of KFC, but I think he's just pulling my leg.

      SHOOT YOURSELF DO IT.

  7. Skummy

    You know what they say about assumption. They make an ass out of u and...mption.

  8. Skummy

    ‎"Ron... Hermione and I had a vote. We're replacing you with the kid who looks like the Notorious B.I.G."

  9. Skummy

    So, I'm writing an ECW diary now. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=89601&st=0&gopid=2715582entry2715582

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Title is not catchy enough for me.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      "I am writing an ECW diary now. ECW diaries are cool."

  10. Skummy

    Baboon Tsunami.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Chimp Gust.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Ape Hurricane

  11. Skummy

    It is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a camel to......than it is, for a camel to.

  12. Skummy

    Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

  13. Skummy

    As we all look back fondly on a successful Olympics, just take a moment to remember that, somewhere in central London, Fat Boy Slim is still trapped inside a giant plastic octopus.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Usually the commentary on the US broadcast was pretty stupid but I had to laugh and go "I *KNOW!*" when Bob Costas openly wondered why in the fuck there was a giant octopus on stage.

    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I was expecting Ringo to come out when I saw it. So disappointed.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Ringo not being there was crap. He's doing a US tour right now, but still.

  14. Skummy

    the closing ceremony looks like the biggest Gay Pride parade in history.

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    2. pie-is-good112

      pie-is-good112

      why AREN'T you THERE then?

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      WHY are you DOING IT WRONG then?

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      MortonElephant likes this.

  15. Skummy
    RAT CONTROL THE COOK
  16. Skummy

    R.I.P Gore Vidal

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He's kissed more boys than I ever will.

    2. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Girls Ellis. Boys kiss girls.

  17. Skummy

    I just got drunk with some of the richest, poshest people I've ever met. And I've met Princess Anne.

  18. Skummy

    You're Goldbluming!

    1. Magus978

      Magus978

      Send for the man?

  19. Skummy

    Kevin Nash texted himself.

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      stop texting yourself, stop texting yourself

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Text yourself before you wreck yourself.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Ellis wins EWB.

  20. Skummy

    A former Mayor of London, an action movie veteran and the President of Nigeria go head-to-head in a furious threeway in Lionsgate's new epic - based on the novel by Richard Bach - 'Jonathan, Livingstone, Seagal!'

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      I would watch that.

  21. Skummy
    http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=85358&st=0 WCW: BSK has been updated, with the full Slamboree card. Get yourself predicting, you know, for funsies.
  22. Skummy

    Jushin "Thunder" Josh Mathews

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The Great 1-2-3 Kabukid

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Skummy is a man with excellent taste.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      I'm a big fan of the New New Age Outlaws.

  23. Skummy

    We have to leave because there's wasps on the train again.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Racist. Why would you want to segregate White Anglo Saxon Protestants?

  24. Skummy

    Two margerines on the go, it's a nightmare scenario

  25. Skummy

    It's about as rare as hen's teeth; a Bone Street Krewe update! http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=85358&st=30&gopid=2655321entry2655321

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