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  1. Skummy

    In the words of the late Kurt Cobain, "I'm on a train, I can't complain".

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      "Arbeit macht frei." - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993

  2. Skummy

    DOMO: A federal statute stipulating that marriage is the union of one man and Mr. Roboto.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Marriage is between one man and one pointless Colt Cabana WrestleMania push. DOME.

    2. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      A sentence passed with both "Domo" and "Mr. Roboto". I am duty bound to utter the word "Arigato".

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      What was unspoken was that the other man in the union is named Harry Gateau.

  3. Skummy

    MURDER/DEATH/KILL

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Both seconds of it.

  4. Skummy

    I SLEPT TOO LONG~!

  5. Skummy

    An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and tonic.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      You don't use the Oxford comma for a list with two items in it. GOOD JOB SKUMMY.

  6. Skummy

    Contra Codes Create Cash

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Wrestling with Shadaloo.

  7. Skummy

    I USED TO DRUNK BUT NOT ANYMORE.

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      What a shock.

    3. HC

      HC

      Are you on or off the wagon? I never know which one is which.

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Off.

  8. Skummy

    I, for one, am worried about the Allentown zoning board objecting to a quick repair job.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      Well we're living here in Allentown

      And they're closing all the factories down

    2. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      Odd seeing people joking about my hometown like such :/

  9. Skummy

    Alcoholic Synonymous

  10. Skummy

    As you wish.

  11. Skummy

    Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas

  12. Skummy

    I'm sure Diana's up there in Heaven, looking down at the new baby, thinking 'I wish I'd worn my seat belt'.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Bwahahaha

  13. Skummy

    'Sir Boris! The finest swordsman in the World! And his brother, Sir Morris! Not the finest swordsman in the World - but the MOST ENTHUSIASTIC!'

  14. Skummy

    Call me old-fashioned, but I think fire is magic. And it scares me a lot.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Call me old-fashioned, but the last guy who did got shot by my musket.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Sousa is correct. In our edition, heart was replaced by stiff upper lip

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      If you tell me he wore a monocle, I'm totally switching sides of the ocean.

  15. Skummy

    SHARKNADO

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      GORILLA MONSOON

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Fuck, you win :(

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      TSHARKNAMI!

  16. Skummy

    Could we please just take a moment to appreciate the sheer majesty of the name "Gorilla Monsoon"?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Dude got lucky, I had to go one-on-one with Rhinoceros 100-Year Flood.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      Gorilla Monsoon sounds like a Magic card.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      HA. Yes, it does. If I ever make an RPG, that's definitely going to be a spell in it.

  17. Skummy

    Over at the blog - http://twofallstwosubmissionsoraknockout.blogspot.com/ - I've written a little recap of RevPro's "When Thunder Strikes", featuring the UK return of Jushin Liger after 24 years.

  18. Skummy

    'In a Vietnamese culture, the whale shark is known as deity called 'Ca Ong', which literally translates as, 'Sir Fish' '

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Greetings Sir Fish!

  19. Skummy

    Has there ever been a promotion more consistently on-point than Michinoku Pro in 1996?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      A lot of things on a pole matches at that time or something?

  20. Skummy

    The Great Skumske

  21. Skummy

    Why do birds suddenly appear? YOU HAVE ENTERED THE BIRD DIMENSION.

  22. Skummy
    http://twofallstwosubmissionsoraknockout.blogspot.com/2013/06/sometimes-swamp-monster-is-just-swamp.html In which I write about the problems with speculation around CHIKARA's future
    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      It might have been a good idea to reference Swamp Monster in there somewhere. :P

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Nah. At this point I'm generally just assuming that anyone who's interested would have read the source material anyway.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      True.

  23. Skummy

    Over in the "Skummy's Adventures In Pro-Wrestling" thread, I discuss how I once almost ended up refereeing a match with Vader in it.

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      That is, around 11am. He's very meticulous about that.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I bet he insisted you set your watch to... Mountain Time, as he hails from Boulder, Colorado.

  24. Skummy

    Octodad will be the standard by which all video games are measured.

  25. Skummy

    Taz being the "Human Suplex Machine" always bugged me, as it implies the existence of an *actual* Suplex Machine.

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    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Curse you for calling me out on my egregious spelling error. You have earned yourself a box of cookies.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      A Suplexbox of cookies.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I tried to eat a whole bunch of Suplexboxes of cookies, but I couldn't get past Suplexbox One.

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