Skummy

Even a stopped watch is wrong literally almost the entire time.

I was paid in Lambada lessons and Mescaline.

I Necronominate you to awaken great Cthulu from his dreamless sleep of measureless aeons in the nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh.

I shall return...with shoes made of IRON ORE.

In all seriousness, though, Roman Reigns is an alarmingly handsome man.

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is I don't believe in leprechauns."

Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Racist

I particularly enjoyed Liam Neeson’s portrayal of Jeff Goldblum.

Rigobert Song Remains the Same

Can you imagine a life before we found out what was hidden inside Peter Molyneux's Curiosity Cube? I can't understand how we ever coped back then. Truly an epochal moment in our cultural development.

Tonight, I'm going to listen to "Doop" by Doop really loud, fuck anyone who disagrees.

It's a Springwatch gauntlet. Brutal.

It's Raining Meng!

Thomas à Becket used to drive André The Giant to school.

HBK coming down from the raptors.

Status Report: Day 2. Still no Hulkamaniacs here.

I don't know why, but I've always put women on a pedestal. Maybe it's so I can look up their skirts.

I am here on official Anti-Drug Coalition business.

This episode contains mild depictions of animal husbandry and the fiscal management of a country estate, which some viewers may find distressing.

Where there's smoke, there's George Alagiah.

I like my women how I like my coffee - black, and with a Penguin.

Monty Don's full name is Montague Dontague.

Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand & deliver.

BLOCK OUT THE PAIN MAKE YOUR BODY GROW