Skummy

Skummy has a blog?

Fuckin' brilliant post. World of Sport was epic. Good work Skummy.

I tried to get off work because of hearing voices in my head. They didn't understand

I've already missed a week with a pretty nasty bout of Laurianitis.

... Skummy wins his own update.

I call her Average Kong.

Aja Kong? I think you mean Donkey Kong

Aja Kong? I think you mean Donkey Kong

I know someone who's used "Can I doppel your Fingal?"

I didn't want to bumble or bobble the Fingal doppel.

it's spelt wykradły mumps, but you pronounce it "wykradły mumps".

'wykradly mumps'. Am I saying it right?

no, it's "wykradły mumps".

No Skummy, remember the bus!

Easier said than done.

What Quom said.

By "win" we mean "give us your account number please."

IT'S A TRAP!

I won the Greek lottery.

I tied someone to a barbed wire crucifix once. I guess that was pretty Raven.

But what about Raven?

If there is a God, Joshua the Carpenter carries a 2x4 to the ring.

jeHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvah!

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no man cometh unto the Father except by me, TOUGH GUY.

I prefer Seth Armstrong. RIP

ALIEN OR SUTIN

THE ONLY PEOPL ON PLANET

MADE OF SHIT SPERM

Please, you didn't even make the top ten list.

He was, though. Right at the top at #10.

No, that was me! It told me it was me!

Doesn't he know to obey the laws of thermodynamics?!

Inoki wrote the laws, he can surely break them.

I bust my tail on the B-show to put food on my table. I shaved off half of my hair--and later half of my beard--for the good of an angle. I am not a shark. I am not a fish. I am not an avalanche. I am a man.

I am the 99%.

Stupid sexy Spiderman.

NOTHING AT ALL

I had to explain this to my wife.

That made me sadder than anything has our entire marriage.

Jah know.

With purple glaze?

Baked?

So I went to your room and read it. Watchin' Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table.

Eww. Orange. Minty dagnabit!