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  1. TWO MINIATURE JOE PESCIS!!!!!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Fiiiiiiiiiiiive gooooldeeeeen riiiiiiiiiings?

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Four calling birds?

  2. is jumping on the festive naming bandwagon, as should you.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      King Jesus? Kinda like King of the Jews?

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      GODBERRY KING OF THE JUICE

    4. TGC

      TGC

      I beat you all by like two weeks.

  3. whoever had "opening segment of first show" on the "how long before Skummy uses Roddy Piper in a modern-day WWE diary" pool, step up and collect your prize

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      You might want to change the date. December 7th was a Tuesday. :)

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      ...yes it was. Well spotted, sir.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      ...it would seem that my love for Piper is so excessive that, in said promo, I actually credited him with thing he's never actually done. Oops.

  4. my name's Mike, I'm a big fish horse, I live in a Loch called Ness

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Nuts to that, one month ago was the anniversary of Shaq Fu and nobody noticed! My elaborate ice sculpture of Shaq kicking a cat-girl in the face went totally unappreciated by the masses.

  5. AGHGH HE'S BAKC GROM THE BACKTRHROOM

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      my pokemans. let me show you them.

  6. Good lord. How misguided I have been. I will fix this immediately, and also add more syllables to Daniel Bryan's name.

  7. was going to suggest a UK EWB meet-up during the TNA tour, but on second thoughts, I don't want to be spending any more time with TNA fans than I have to.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      THIS IS AWESOME!

      THIS IS AWESOME!

      THIS IS AWESOME!

      THIS IS... the point you realise we're in the queue at the burger van outside.

    2. badotori

      badotori

      NEEDS MORE KETCHUP!

      *clap clap clapclapclap*

    3. King Ellis
  8. any other EWBers going to the TNA show in London on January 29th?

  9. is going to a TNA show in January. Insert irony here.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      If it's a house show, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at how entertaining they are when they're not trying to jam in thirty different angles into a two hour show.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Yeah, that's pretty much my thinkings - while I'm not a fan of a lot of TNA's wrestlers, the *main* problem I have with them is in the storylines and lack of coherent storytelling within the TV product, house shows should be a lot better. Plus Ric Flair will be there.

  10. Help me Santa...help me Christ....help me....SANTA CHRIST!

  11. "can I borrow a cup of sex?"

    1. Benji

      Benji

      You can borrow my entire fucking teapot.

  12. "of all my audiences this past week, you've been the most recent"

  13. There's a party in my pants and it's £4 before 11, £6 after, or £5 with an NUS card.

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      ahahahahaha. i'll remember that one. so i can steal it one day.

  14. looks like he stepped out of a time capsule. An EVIL time capsule!

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      that line totally made my day when I heard it!

  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W2fkhfFPc Christopher Lee singing about booze to a recovering alcoholic superhero, in a Richard O'Brien musical. How had I never seen this before?
  16. before Super Scribblenauts, I never thought adding the adjectives "sentient" and "angry" to words would be so much fun.

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    2. badotori

      badotori

      Nothing, to me, will beat "gentlemanly red raptor" from the trailer. T'was awesome. I'm seriously considering buying a DSi just for Super Scribblenauts...and maybe Dragon Quest.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      also the fact that you get an award for creating anything from the Lovecraft Mythos makes this game wonderful.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm having a hard time getting the "300 unique adjectives" achievement. I've used over 300, but they're apparently not "unique" enough. :(

  17. RIP Simon MacCorkindale

  18. RIP Simon McCorkindale

  19. Marty Jannetty's Arty Spaghetti!

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Hulk Hogan's Bulk Slogans!

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Dusty Rhodes' Rusty Nodes!

    4. badotori

      badotori

      Ricky Steamboat's Sticky Cream Goats!

  20. 's new preferred method of "Facebook rape", having grown tired of the old implied homosexuality gag, is to update the unsuspecting victim's status with "ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH"

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      YAY for implied racism!

    2. GA!

      GA!

      POLES ARE FOR STRIPPERS, NOT FOR OUR JOBS!

  21. just witnessed the most generic parental drug speech ever on Emmerdale

    1. GA!

      GA!

      This... is crack.

  22. has never read a biography more hyperbolic than the liner notes for the new Soundgarden compilation.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Did Zane Lowe write it?

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Surprised they didn't go with: "We saw the direction Chris Cornell took with his last album. We knew it was a cry for help."

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Black Hole Sun wont you come in my face.

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