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Status Updates posted by Skummy

  1. is not, by nature, an angry man. I am a sea of tranquillity. Yet, somehow, TNA still manages to boil my blood something fierce.

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      stop being so raging and chill out

  2. RIDE THE SANDWORM.

  3. YOU HAVE AROUSED THE THREE SNAKES.

  4. just lost the biggest gig of his "career" in favour of a compilation CD. Fuck that jazz.

    1. Saladin777

      Saladin777

      Just read it. The gaming industry needs more gangster game reviewers.

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Someone linked it to me yesterday. Best thing I've read pertaining to video games in ages.

  5. can tell that his current job is slightly more tolerable than the last one, as his pub lunches actually include food now.

  6. Ross Kemp On Pills

  7. just saw the topic title "Universal Books TNA Wrestling" and assumed it was a statement of fact, rather than the name of his diary. Would explain a lot.

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Does it just read "I WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S PERFECT"?!

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      And here I thought I was the only one that still knows that Universal does indeed work for TNA.

  8. name an item. Drink if Shawn Michaels owns one.

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    2. Skummy
    3. Invader Z

      Invader Z

      I'll help ya out sousa, a house, a hat, a shirt, paper, shoes, a fan, a camera. There depending on what your drinking you should be drunk.

    4. probablyoliver
  9. hasn't slept in well over thirty hours.

    1. Downward Spiral

      Downward Spiral

      Are you, perchance, all whacked off of Scooby Snax?

    2. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Thirty hours? I could do that spinning on my cock. Talk to me when you're upstairs of 60.

  10. is consistently getting royally screwed by TEW.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      That's all that ever happens to me in TEW 2005.

    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      I wish TEW would throw me a curveball

  11. just had WCW drop to Cult THE EXACT SAME DAY half his roster's contracts are up for renewal. Say goodbye to Flair, Sting, Steiner and Nash....

  12. is interviewing Fun Lovin' Criminals tomorrow, apparently.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      They might be busy running around robbing banks.

    2. Benji

      Benji

      I bet Steve'll be outside carrying a full pack if everything's cool and everything's smooth.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Would you be providing Scooby Snacks?

  13. the next time I have sex, I fully intend to shout "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED" at the point of climax.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      And post to facebook too I presume.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      all my sexual exploits are automatically posted to Facebook, through an "app" too complicated, and too depraved, for me to explain.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      is it in your prostate?

  14. might be referee-ing a Robbie Brookside match in September.

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    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      in which case, I'll have to cost Brookside the match, seeing as Ollie and I are former WWF tag team champions and all.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      You lucky SOB. Where and when?

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      at a hotel in Jersey, in September. If I play my proverbial cards right.

  15. was best man at a wedding yesterday, but can't help but feel it would have been better if it were booked by Paul Heyman

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      3D through the buffet table!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I saw the footage. I liked the part where the bride was carried off by Superstar Steve Austin.

    4. Lj.

      Lj.

      Wedding would have been perfect if not for that one drunk guy who kept yelling for the band to play Enter Sandman.

  16. has wood for sheep.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Building a pen, are we?

  17. has been deafened by dubstep.

  18. talks without meaning, smiles without pleasantry, eats without appetite, rides without exercise, wenches without passion."

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      how does one wench?

  19. I like my fiction how I like my women - infuriating and impenetrable.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      And with a dinosaur in it.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      I seriously chcukle any time I get on a Schindler lift/escalator <_<

    2. GA!

      GA!

      "...does anyone else smell gas?"

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      we've got them in uni library. i often worry that they will fire gas in through a vent when i am in it one day.

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