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  1. wishes wrestling shows still had names like TURKEY DAY TURMOIL

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      or, indeed, taglines like "teams of five thrive to survive!"

    2. MalaCloudy Black
    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      A Match Made In Heaven...

      A MATCH MADE IN HELL!!!

  2. anagram for Barry Windham; "Barnyard Whim".

  3. thinks that the Batman: The Brave & The Bold game on Wii is a heck of a lot of fun. Two LOLs and counting.

  4. Anton LaVey, Satanist, cult leader, philosopher, author, and fucking dreadful calliope player. His 1995 album "Satan Takes A Holiday" is a kitsch masterpiece of the highest order.
  5. keeps listening to The Highwaymen, if only to hear Johnny Cash singing "I fly a starship".

    1. Boulder

      Boulder

      across the universe divide

      and when I reach the other side

      I'll find a place to lay my weary head and then

      perhaps I may become a highwayman again

      or I may even be a single drop of rain

      but I will remain

      and I'll be back again, and again, and again, and again

    2. Josh

      Josh

      The only song in country music history about reincarnation.

      To my knowledge, anyway.

  6. is proper annoyed that the band name "Rodents Of Unusual Size" has already been taken.

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    2. Boulder

      Boulder

      You should open for my band, The Razor Ramones.

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      My band is called The Tursas Defeats Green Ant With A Modified Powerbombs

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      There's a band called "Rodents of Unusual Size?"

      I don't believe they exist.

  7. William Regal's last Tweet was "The real mans man died on 1-4-99 of liver failure.Rest in hell." ...blimey.

  8. just made the most depressing forum post known to man. Stay out of the politics thread people, I'll be in to clear up in the morning.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      It wasn't like this back when Lord Palmerston was in charge.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Pitt! The! ELDER!

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Egbert of Wessex!

  9. points you in the direction of his podcast thread in Music. Download it, bitches.

  10. http://www.topix.com/forum/com/wwe/T0NU60TTBQOBG5TRD the greatest thread in the history of the internets.
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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      none of the talents at tna or wwe know who they are even abyss doesn't

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      Even ABYSS! We are through the looking glass here, people.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Winner: "so not true. ur ust being dumb. and pleaze use proper grammar"

  11. just discovered via Twitter that William Regal listens to Funkadelic. Mind, blown.

  12. Dear iTunes, do you mind explaining exactly why you might want to wipe MY ENTIRE FUCKING iPOD for no good reason? Cheers, mate.

  13. so, I told my 40-year old male wrestling fan friend that Paul Bearer returns on SmackDown, and he replied with "that's one man I would NOT want to have sex with." I have never laughed so much in my life.

  14. for somebody that "nobody cares about", Matt Hardy sure gets discussed a lot around these parts

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      There's a lot of him to discuss.

    3. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      ICWATUDIDTHAR CMIL.

    4. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Matt Fact: If you put "Matt Hardy is" into Google it predicts you want to search for "Matt Hardy is fat".

  15. shot a man in Tescos, just to watch him die.

    1. fr34k

      fr34k

      was he drinking coffee and smoking big cigars?

    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      If so, It wasn't me. If he wasn't it could have been me :o

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Please tell me you got some milk, I've been nagging you for days...

  16. is going to form a band called Small Gorilla & 7 Colored Boys

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      In. Any instrument, you name it, I'll learn it.

    3. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Well, there are apparently 7 spots open in the rhythm section, so I'll throw my hat into the ring to play the keytar. I'm actually quite good at the keytar, but you'll mostly want me in the band because I have quite a nice jacket.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Can I play the triangle?

  17. just watched a pre-fame Hasselhoff in a low budget Italian Star Wars rip-off, and Haku in an episode of Mortal Kombat: Conquest. Successful evening all round.

    1. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      Sounds like my kinda night.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      What's the film with Hasselhoff in called?

  18. manages to be on holiday the night of Jersey's first ever MMA show. What a dick.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      and our first "proper" wrestling show in years is looking like it's going to clash with a Chrome Hoof gig. RAGE.

  19. is contemplating a new diary solely to resurrect his favourite, but least developed, character "The Ghost Of Marlon Brando".

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      Wasn't that the same fed with Bret Hart - woman beater?

    3. Lj.

      Lj.

      If you add a homosexual vampire, I'm in.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      I can't remember if that had woman-beating Bret Hart or not. It definitely had the world's dullest wrestler, who for some reason was called Captain Blowjob, OMG! One Man Gang and haxx0rz Jim Duggan, and Chavo Guerrero being afraid of text messages, though.

  20. came very close to buying Caligula on Blu-Ray today, even though I don't have a Blu-Ray player.

  21. I've had this small black vinyl disc for over 50 years. Could this be a record?

  22. so, I haven't left my house today because Jersey's been flooding. How gay. It's August, for fuck's sake.

  23. How do you kill a circus?

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