Skummy

So, I was asked what my availability would be to run a football team in the Sheffield area. I said I can't manage Wednesday.

My girlfriend's going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian, so tonight I've got to do her hair. I'm dreading it.

...mentlegen?

C.M Punk wrestle with a great exprience out there.In front of me as if there was Randy Savage.

reminds me of a dean malenko

impregnated Kharma.

you cockbadger.

Willie Nelson isn't just a country singer - it's also an outlawed wrestling move.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEERREEEYAHAGGGGHHH

I got a new stepladder today. My leader left when I was six.

"Do not rejoice in his defeat you men. For though the beast is dead the bitch that bore him is on heat again" - Bertolt Brecht

is going to invite King George Siaosi Tupou V of Tonga to his wedding.

....it's hard to think of more viperlike names, okay?!

Prince William says he doesn't want the traditional fruitcake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a fuck and he's still going.

vote for your favourite book! If you don't have one, read a book! Then vote for it!

Mil Mascaras is TRIPPING BALLS

Good morning Neo we must kung fu

He's been suffering from sleeping sickness and he's obviously just woken because as you've heard, Great Boo's up.

Remind me again - why can't we just ban viperlike?

skr0nk~!

‎'I' before 'E' except after 'C' is the worst thing you could teach a kid in school. My weird feisty foreign neighbour who weighs too much for his height and looks like a heifer told me that during a heist where he was seized by the concierge and forced to forfeit his reign of leisure over the beige codeine tablets.

this is what it sounds like, when doves LOL