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  1. Skummy

    Oh my God I got a tomahawk

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      That is actually pretty darn awesome.

  2. Skummy

    OMGz STATUS UPDATES R BACK!!!!~!11!!!!!!eleven!

  3. Skummy

    has decided to try and start a "pen and paper" version of Facebook. First step - mailing people photos of my face, with a note attached saying "Will you be my friend?"

    1. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      *checks mail*

  4. Skummy

    Win admirers and save money by typing "sent from my iPad 2" at the end of your email.

  5. Skummy

    brought a monkey to a hyena fight

  6. Skummy
    http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=83216 Less than 20 people have voted, surely there are a *few* more EWBers that can read?!
    1. GA!

      GA!

      I can't read. The two things I can read are your message, and this reply.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I'd make a list, but like half of my top ten would be Discworld books and thats just silly.

  7. Skummy

    reminds me of a dean malenko

  8. Skummy

    gives it a week before someone puts together a heartwarming slo-mo Derrick Bateman/Daniel Bryan montage.

  9. Skummy

    just realised that Alberto Del Rio isn't even on the card for Elimination Chamber. Great booking, WWE.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      He's playing WWE Monopoly. He won the Royal Rumble and was sent straight to WrestleMania, do not pass Elimination Chamber, do not collect £200.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If Undertaker can add the announce desk, entrance ramp and titantron to his yard he'll have a monopoly.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Edge wasn't booked at Elimination Chamber last year, either, but they did a segment where William Regal came out and cut a promo for no raisin, then Edge SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR SPEARed him. I suspect something similar will happen with Del Rrrrrrrrio.

  10. Skummy

    has jumped on the MST3K name bandwagon, finally.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Butch Deadlift.

  11. Skummy

    JUST LOOK AT CM PUNK.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      or, alternatively, talk about Wade Barrett.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      We ARE talking about Wade Barrett...

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      MORE

  12. Skummy

    Little winged potatoes.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Like hell, more potatoes.

  13. Skummy

    Mentlegen?

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      Mentlegen.

  14. Skummy

    Apparently Gary Glitter has applied for a season ticket for Aston Villa. He’s heard that the strikers are Young, Bent and maybe Keane.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Stealing that.

  15. Skummy

    can't find his Best Of The Miracle Violence Connection DVDs. Most displeased.

  16. Skummy

    pew pew pew, laserz.

  17. Skummy

    "I'm sure you all saw on the news that all those miners got free. Jerry Lawler finally unlocked his door."

    1. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      Missy Hyatt has sucked off so many wrestlers, she spits Soma's

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      When I first met Bob Holly, he was a young guy nobody had heard of who couldn't work a lick. Now everybody's heard of him.

    3. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      Nick Dinsmore came up to me and said Mr. Cornette, Mr. Cornette, did you see my last match? I said, God Damn I Hope So!

  18. Skummy

    "When I first met Bob Holly, he couldn't work a lick and nobody knew who he was. Now, everybody knows who he is".

  19. Skummy

    did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him in to space.

  20. Skummy

    The inside of an elephant is mental.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      The inside of an elephant is nelephan.

      Which sounds like the drug in a zombie movie.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      I keep thinking it says metal.

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      Kaney wins.

  21. Skummy

    "Half a bitter?" "Half a mild?" "Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World?"

  22. Skummy

    Like Christmas music? Head on over to the Skummy's Podcast thread!

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Plus it's got Captain Beefheart in it! At least two people will care!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You do own all the intellectual rights to this music, right Skummy?

  23. Skummy

    ...they're playing Springsteen's "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" on the radio. Good Lord.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      I hear the Jackson 5 version all friggin' day.

  24. Skummy

    made a stupid grammatical error while criticising Noodles' vocabulary. Burn fail.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Sometimes it's best to just let things like that go.

  25. Skummy

    doesn't need this fascist groove thing.

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