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  1. Skummy

    A War Horse walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long film?"

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      I went to the Local Indian last night and

      tried something different, a Pelican Curry.

      It wasn't too spicy, but the bill was

      enormous.

    2. Pizza

      Pizza

      I read barman as batman first. That would have been a way better joke.

  2. Skummy

    AGHGH HE'S BAKC GROM THE BACKTRHROOM

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      my pokemans. let me show you them.

  3. Skummy

    Alcoholic Synonymous

  4. Skummy

    Always a gentleman, never a gentle man.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      You are gentle, but firm.

  5. Skummy

    An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and tonic.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      You don't use the Oxford comma for a list with two items in it. GOOD JOB SKUMMY.

  6. Skummy

    anagram for Barry Windham; "Barnyard Whim".

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Win By Hard Arm

  7. Skummy

    Anal sex is like getting your first Man Utd scarf. You don't want it, but your uncle gives it to you anyway.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Off to get a Man U scarf and then i'm coming over, Matt.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      I love you Skummy. <3

    4. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      Haha, brilliant.

  8. Skummy

    And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  9. Skummy

    any other EWBers going to the TNA show in London on January 29th?

  10. Skummy

    anyone know of a good TEW '10 update for Puro/Joshi?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Hm. I wouldn't know for sure about Iron in particular. There's a ton of guys I've never heard of in it (and twice the workers other TEW10 scenarios do). Really obscure guys (like... the entire South Florida indy scene except Isis the Amazon)... not so much.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      My mod is solely Japan, so wouldn't work with other areas/imporing the workers into a different database.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      It would

  11. Skummy

    Apparently a Toronto is forming in Tornado.

    1. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      That's an interesting twist...

    2. Matt

      Matt

      Meh, it'll all blow over.

  12. Skummy

    Apparently Gary Glitter has applied for a season ticket for Aston Villa. He’s heard that the strikers are Young, Bent and maybe Keane.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Stealing that.

  13. Skummy

    As we all look back fondly on a successful Olympics, just take a moment to remember that, somewhere in central London, Fat Boy Slim is still trapped inside a giant plastic octopus.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Usually the commentary on the US broadcast was pretty stupid but I had to laugh and go "I *KNOW!*" when Bob Costas openly wondered why in the fuck there was a giant octopus on stage.

    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I was expecting Ringo to come out when I saw it. So disappointed.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Ringo not being there was crap. He's doing a US tour right now, but still.

  14. Skummy

    As you wish.

  15. Skummy

    Baboon Tsunami.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Chimp Gust.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Ape Hurricane

  16. Skummy

    Back to work tomorrow, and then hopefully back to the important task of bothering to write up the latest show in my diary. 'tis the season.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Email recieved 3.06pm - 25 Dec - "Where my flowers? I am 95 years old. I needed them for Christmas."

      Email recieved - 4.15pm - Dec 26 - "So much for customer service, it has been 24 hours and no response to my email? This is a nonsense."

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      +1 for "this is a nonsense".

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      The Master is 936 years old, where are his flowers?

      Chillingly sincere,

      The Taskmaster

  17. Skummy

    before Super Scribblenauts, I never thought adding the adjectives "sentient" and "angry" to words would be so much fun.

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    2. badotori

      badotori

      Nothing, to me, will beat "gentlemanly red raptor" from the trailer. T'was awesome. I'm seriously considering buying a DSi just for Super Scribblenauts...and maybe Dragon Quest.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      also the fact that you get an award for creating anything from the Lovecraft Mythos makes this game wonderful.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I'm having a hard time getting the "300 unique adjectives" achievement. I've used over 300, but they're apparently not "unique" enough. :(

  18. Skummy

    Ben Elton John Travolta

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I don't know anyone with the first name "Travolta."

    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      What about that one guy, Travolta Baconhill?

  19. Skummy

    BLOCK OUT THE PAIN MAKE YOUR BODY GROW

  20. Skummy

    Bret Hart looks like a waxwork model of Billy Kidman left out in the sun.

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    2. HC

      HC

      Every time I see Billy Kidman in his current form I wonder how in the hell THAT guy landed Torrie Wilson.

    3. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Chicks did the sloppy Shooting Star

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Every time I see Billy Kidman in any form I wonder how in the hell THAT guy landed Torrie Wilson.

  21. Skummy

    brought a monkey to a hyena fight

  22. Skummy

    C.M Punk wrestle with a great exprience out there.In front of me as if there was Randy Savage.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Punk outfit moment with R.I.P Randy Savage.

  23. Skummy

    Call me old-fashioned, but I think fire is magic. And it scares me a lot.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Call me old-fashioned, but the last guy who did got shot by my musket.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Sousa is correct. In our edition, heart was replaced by stiff upper lip

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      If you tell me he wore a monocle, I'm totally switching sides of the ocean.

  24. Skummy

    came very close to buying Caligula on Blu-Ray today, even though I don't have a Blu-Ray player.

  25. Skummy

    can tell that his current job is slightly more tolerable than the last one, as his pub lunches actually include food now.

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