Meacon Keaton

Yeah, but a win over the Dolphins won't prove we've really turned a corner. They're in the same sinking boat as we are.

The product on the field ain't much better. I kind of see what they're doing. Wiping the slate clean and all that. Whatever. I'll keep watching, but my Care-o-Meter is reaching record lows.

Which makes me hate Blaze, even though it's so hard.

I...can't think of anything else. Well done.

I'm getting ready to leave for a night alone with the wife, anyway. She goes "Who does Notre Dame play today?" I tell her they have a bye, and she thinks about it for a second and says, "...so that's why you picked this weekend to go away." She ain't no dummy.

Fuck Denard Robinson Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan State Why am I watching this game? Any outcome will aggravate me!

I find that article about the Rangers kind of funny. I mean, I understand where the writer is coming from, but it's like: "TEAM MAY GO AFTER PLAYER IF HE BECOMES FREE AGENT!" Oh really? Seems farfetched!

This team needs a lot of work. Lloyd is going to want big money at the end of the season, and despite his production, we need to spend the money elsewhere. Our young receiving core is not bad, either. Not thrilled about the move, but haven't been thrilled about any of the moves this team has made over the last few years. So I'm getting use to it.

This is probably a long shot, but did anyone here ever buy the Fast Break Basketball or Bowl Bound College Football from GDS?

Not to mention travel. It's so much easier for fans of teams to hop on a plane and pay $200 or $300 and fly for three or four hours to cheer on their team. But if you put it over there, your plane ticket costs get close to the thousand range and that's not counting what you'll have to cough up for lodging and the actual game itself. No way it happens.

And this is hysterical.

Then they can give teams to even smaller markets. "Hey Bishopville, South Carolina! Be sure to come out and support your Barnstormers!"

Sounds like a lot of time and effort and money to spend on something that would only be around for maybe a year.

I have tons of sports stories from over the years. In my first year of Senior League baseball, my team faced a starting pitcher who ended up being drafted by the Rangers. He was 17, I was 14. He was throwing in the high 80's, low 90's. The mother fucker hit me all three times I faced him. The first time was on my thigh, which left stitch marks. The second was off my bicep, which left stitch marks. And the third time was off my ankle which left stitch marks and a purple welt the size of a golf ball. That thing stayed there for like six months. Never faced him again. So whenever I see him, I always bring up that I have a spotless on-base percentage against him. In lacrosse in high school, I was in goal, and one of the opposing forwards cut across the middle for a pass. As soon as he got the ball one of my defensemen came in and clocked the shit out of him, jabbing his fists and stick into the kids neck. The game was stopped while a helicopter came and took him to the hospital. That was unreal. Never heard what happened to him either... My middle school basketball team didn't lose a game in the three years I was there, yet we never won a State Championship. Back then middle school basketball didn't have a tournament in my state. It was just by rankings. I scored the only touchdown in my life the last game of my senior year when I picked off a pass and returned it for the score. We were winning by two scores and there was only three or four minutes left. The opposing team were driving down the field on us thanks to a couple 20+ yard passes. I nearly fell flat on my face when I leaped in front of the receiver for the ball. I'm not the fastest guy in the world. Luckily the pass was near the sideline so when I picked it off, I was pretty much by myself.

I hope we don't lose the whole season. This is definitely the Knicks year! :/

I shudder to think what Sanders could have done on this Lions team. Heck, this team nowadays has an offensive line and everything!

Stephen Garcia has been dismissed from South Carolina's football team. What a waste of what seemed at one time tremendous potential.

Has there been any word on Universe changes?