Meacon Keaton

I'd be up for a franchise. I'm probably horrible, too. But I'll do my best with Captain Neckbeard, because I call dibs on 'dem Broncos.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4396130 Donte Stallworth suspended for the season, without pay.

I don't know if I'm any good, but I'd love to play some Club EWB games.

I could careless if it's an exhibition game, I'll be damned if I'm not thrilled to have football back on my television screen. And lolz, Vince Young

Yeah, if he sits out a year I can't see him going any higher than fifteen or twenty, depending on how deep the receiving talent is for next year. This whole ordeal is stupid and exactly why the NFL needs a rookie cap. You haven't proven a damn thing, Crabtree, so stop acting like a douchebag and sign the contract. I hope the 49ers hold strong and call his bluff on this one.

I loved Cable Guy. I know I'm usually in the minority when I say that, but is it possible that I'm the only person on EWB that enjoys that movie? Seems that way.

I suppose I'm in the minority for thinking that the Giants are better than the Cowboys and the Eagles? Especially now that Osewhojawhatsee is back and healthy at defensive end.

And I thought Brett Favre's (first) retirement was short-lived. He ain't got nothin' on Derrick Mason. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp...tory?id=4371282

I don't know what you're talking about, its quite obvious Manny didn't start using untill he got to LA. Clemens, A-Rod, Manny, what do they all have in common? Joe Torre. lol Maxx. Not that I care about baseball anymore, but hopefully this shuts up all the Red Sox fans for a good while. Yes, because there is a single team in baseball - a single World Series champ in the last decade plus - that was perfectly clean. The entire game has dirt on its hands. It does not matter where it came from, every team is dirty. Any intelligent fan would tell you this. So like what, there were no players on steroids on the 04 Cardinals, 07 Rockies? We all know the Yanks did too, would they be a more legit champ to you? I'm not sure what's worse, the brainless "Halladay for everyone in Pawtucket!" Boston homers or the "fuck all the Boston fans" pricks. I can't speak for thug, but the way I see it, is ever since it came out that A-Rod did 'roids, Sox fans have ridden the Yankee faithful's asses about it. Now with Manny and Big Papi on the list, maybe they'll cut back on it.

No, but I find that my team always seems to play a lot better when we're a man down, though.

If I hear, "Can't wait for the celebration parade for this year!" one more time today, I may break down and cry. All the front-running pricks in this city have gone from being doomsaying assholes to overconfident assholes. I'd love nothing more than to see Florida and Atlanta overtake them in the division now.

A little article I found on ESPN, suggesting David Beckham should "...pull a Hollywood Hogan" on the MLS and America, and turn heel. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/090729 Not anything to take too seriously, I don't think. Just a fun article.

That's not how over/under works, although I'd say the O/U on games Vick plays in would be about four. Four is a reasonable number. I'm still saying under, though. Maybe a push, but I won't expect him to play any more than that.

We're (Nigeria) currently 3-0 in the African Cup, and we lead huge by goal differential thanks to a 7-0 thrashing against Kenya. I have been linked to several lower league teams in Ireland and Russia, but never bothered to apply for those positions. Brightons is about to be relegated out of Coca Cola League, and said I was the front runner for the job. I declared interest. And they're still saying they want me, but they've yet to fire Mickey Adams. An article said his contract is going to expire, and they're just going to let it run out. So I'm fixing to apply there once he's gone. Going to be difficult replacing him, since it says he's a club legend on their team page. After being relegated, I'd like to think we'd have a good shot to do somewhat well next season.

I swear I've read reports saying he was coaxed into signing a confession, hearing that the rest of the team was signing it, and being illiterate, signed it without actually knowing what the document was about. Either way, the guy had twelve freakin' hits in the World Series. If that is him attempting to lose, I'd have love to have seen what he'd done if he wanted to win.

And that logic bites, too. Should we ban those that didn't use performance-enhancing drugs, but knew others were using it? The whole Joe Jackson case gets on me more than the Rose thing. Even though I think they both proved above and beyond they are Hall of Famers. *In reference to GM's post. Though, I know that isn't your personal stance.

I play both games. I play Baseball Mogul for the simplicity. It's a great game to just jump in and have fun with. And I play OOTP for the reason Fuckshit explained. I make my own off-the-wall leagues that play a dozen games in the dead of winter, with horrible pitchers, and big-ass stadiums making it impossible to hit homeruns. The both have a place in my heart/computer.

Except he was betting on his team to win.

Michael Vick is reinstated, well, sorta. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4359354

Well, I stayed up 'til about four in the morning playing through the World Cup once I got home from Night of Champions. The odds of us winning were 33-1, but we made it to the quarterfinal, where we were beaten by Mexico, 3-0. The Board were upset with such a blow out defeat, but decided they were more impressed with us getting to the final eight. Spain failed to make it out of the first round (lolz), so they fired their manager. I applied for the job, but was declined. Now I keep getting offers from several Ireland and Russian clubs, none of which have impressed me enough to split my time between them and Nigeria. And the LA Galaxy (the team I left to manage Nigeria) is in the middle of the table of the Western Conference in the MLS, despite having almost the exact roster I had last year, when we had the best record in the league.

So, I decided to take the Nigeria job. In an effort to give my total devotion to the national team, I resigned from the LA Galaxy gig, a month before the season. They're doing ok without me, but not as good as they were with me. As for the World Cup, we were put in a Grouping with Honduras, Scotland, and Holland. First game, we lost to Scotland (ranked #9 in the World) in a close 2-1 game. Then we beat Honduras 2-1. In a game that we HAD to win, we beat Holland 1-0. We've now qualified for the second round, and we drew Turkey. I'm so pumped after that Holland win. We were ranked #40 in the World rankings before the Cup, so I'm curious how much we'll go up after this. But now, for Turkey.

I like that they've made the recruiting more difficult for this year. Last year, I was in an online dynasty as Baylor, and after just one season I was able to sign a five-star linebacker and running back, on top of several other four-star players. As for me, I've started three different dynasties as it takes me a while to find a team that I like enough to build on, but aren't already good enough that it makes my job easy. UNLV is an interesting choice, maybe I'll go with them or Rice, or something.

It's just so stores don't get a bunch of dumbass kids come in and pre-order something, only to never show up. This way it proves that you do intend to buy the game.

I don't know why, but I'm rather excited about the 5-on-5 option. Should be easy to get an all EWB game going that way, at least.

Assassin's Creed 2 Dead Rising 2 But if I could only get one, it'd easily be Modern Warfare 2.