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  1. Noah

    Here’s the story of two brothers: Rick and Scott They don’t use drugs and they’re always on top

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      *Excelled in wrestling, All-American

    3. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      They take on all comers no matter what size

      there won't be any question when you get

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Steinerized!!

  2. Noah

    Heskey scores twice in Jets' win

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      You're all jealous that Europe is lost without his world class talents.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      You're all jealous that Europe is lost without his world class talents.

    4. Owen

      Owen

      4 goals in 4 games. W. T. F.

  3. Noah

    Heskey to the A-League?

    1. GA!

      GA!

      THINK OF THE MATCHES

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Technically they'd be the same matches, but Heskey would be on one of the teams.

  4. Noah

    Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Yeah Hey Welcome to the revolution We're taking to the streets today No more dissolutions cause We will break away Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa Whoa Hey

  5. Noah

    HEY HEY HEY YA FUCKING NAZI! HOW ARE YA!

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Leapin Lanny Poffo's goin' boffo!

    2. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      hitler takes a flaming chair to the spine in what will surely go down in history as one of wrestlemania's greatest moments!

  6. Noah

    High winds in northern sky will carry you away

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    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      Hey hey let's go kenka suru

      Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

      Boku ga warui so let's fighting...

      Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

    3. Noah

      Noah

      You know you have to leave here,

      You wish that you could stay

    4. Noah

      Noah

      There's four directions on this map

      But you're only going one way

  7. Noah

    HOLY LION! ITS GAZZ'S BALLS!

  8. Noah

    How are you at -6 :(

  9. Noah

    How could any game with Ruki in it, be called Small world?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      If you look at the far left of the map, there's a whale in the ocean. Question answered.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      :/

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Don't act like it isn't you, you fat douche fuck.

  10. Noah

    How dare you tell me when to fluess!

    I'll fluess my oge when I'm good and ready!

  11. Noah

    How long before Ruki starts eating the paint?

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Soon hopefully, I need a client to represent.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      How long until The Rabbitman becomes Ralph Wolferson?

  12. Noah

    How much Chuck could a Woodchuck watch, if a Woodchuck could watch Chuck?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      About 91 episodes

  13. Noah

    Humans! The Vindaloovian people despise all humans. They are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right Bhindi Bhaji?

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      You bet! We hate humans! Scum scum scum scum scum!

  14. Noah

    I also didn't have the heart to tell Nana that God's not a fish.

  15. Noah

    I always thought Chester was too mean to poor ole Spud :(

  16. Noah

    I am Abslom Daak, Dalek Killer.

  17. Noah

    I am not some starry-eyed waif, here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      That's what the last waitress said.

  18. Noah

    I am waiting for a bus.

  19. Noah

    I applaud Skummy's use of Barry Horowitz in a status. All hail Skummy!

  20. Noah

    I bent my wookie :(

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      So much so that you lost the extra E in wookiee ;)

  21. Noah

    I bet Larz is really The Grog. Hard to trust a Dutchman.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Do you smell what The Grog is tokin'?

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      TBF, this is classic double account behaviour. "I don't know to whom you are referring. I am definitely not that person."

    4. SRN

      SRN

      I am pretty sure Sousa is The Grog.

  22. Noah

    I bet Skummy is like the Vince McMahon of Channel Island Wrestling. Posing as a humble staff member but he's actually the man in charge.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Some say he is the Devil himself.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Skummy was apoplectic after the last CIW show!

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Juggernaut is in the dog house after the last CIW show.

  23. Noah

    I called my chick on the phone last night Her mother said she was gone for the night She had two tickets to a rock 'n' roll show To see her working class hero So I jumped in my car, and I cruised downtown I could hear the music playing' from a mile around So I got me a ticket, and I walked inside I could see him standing there in the spotlight

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      EAT YOUR HEART OUT RICK SPRINGFIELD

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      CAUSE SHE'S MY GIRL AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE

  24. Noah

    I can smeel my vengance!

  25. Noah

    I currently am failing to tell Ace and SDM apart :(

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Stop using the same password for all your double accounts.

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