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Blaze09

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  1. Why do I get the feeling Meacon will be Tupac for Halloween

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Because I'm too thin to be Biggie.

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      You should just be Smallie Biggs.

    1. AnnIQ Edison

      AnnIQ Edison

      For those who don't know Indian history. What the problem with the term "Trail of Tears"?

    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Comparing a loss in a football game to the forced relocation of America's indigenous people? P. offensive.

  2. I love how it's just impossible for someone to fill me in on what happened tonight...oh wait, someone did

  3. I think I'm dead....

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    2. Josh
    3. Quom

      Quom

      Do you want to enter the modelling competition. We need a token black entrant.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You are lacking of color.

  4. Seriously, I have to go through 10 pages to get a laugh. Damn you Canary

  5. Holy shiy I'm black!

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    2. Hobo
    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      What's a shiy and why is it holy?

    4. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      A shiy is shit but 100x more vulgar, making it more shocking

  6. Getting my "LOL Boston"'s ready

  7. WHAT DID YOU SAY!?! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU!?!

  8. New name suggestions...and GO!!!

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Suggestion: don't betray the King. :@

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Can't beat Alundra.

    4. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      sucks I can't change my member title

  9. Grifter, when you see this, get in contact with me. I have a gift for you.

    1. Gazz
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Don't do it, Grift! It's a black guy trap!

  10. I'm glad I got to see a Gazzpalm today

  11. I'm watching a soc..umm futbol match that doesn't involve USA...am I sick?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Tristy, you couldn't get worser.

    3. tristy

      tristy

      I love you guys. We're all a family here.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      We love you somewhat too.

  12. I BElieve, do you?

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    2. Matt

      Matt

      It's German for The Matt, The.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Guess that makes me Beacon?

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I didn't even see what had happened until just now. I missed a shitstorm, apparently. :/

  13. 4 days later, and I am still craving a WWE Ice Cream Bar

    1. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      When I finish building my Way Back Machine I'll get you one <_<

  14. From 12 Midnight-2AM starting July 25th, TeenNick becomes my favorite channel

  15. I just came to the realization that Will Smith is not that great

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    2. TGWL

      TGWL

      Will Smith is great.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Big Willie style all 'n it.

    4. Plubby

      Plubby

      Oh no you muh'fuckin didn't. Will Smith is a complete badass.

  16. I just came to the realization that Will Smith is not that grea

  17. I just came to the realization that Will Smith is not that gre

  18. Can I make a request that every closed thread ends with Batista bringing the lights down

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You can request anything you'd like, Blazeard. Doesn't mean it'll happen, though.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Nah, every closed thread should end this way:

      CUT THE MUSIC!

      What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape EWB sweathogs to SHUT YOUR MOUTHS while I take off my robe and show all the ladies what a REAL closed thread looks like.

      HIT THE MUSIC!

    4. Beefus of Bethesda
  19. 20 years ago today, I turned 2 weeks old

  20. Added 5 asexual recent topics

  21. Sousa is trying to get me over my fear of watching a child being born for whenever it happens for me....I dont know if it's working

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Them fuckers are huge.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Just so you know, if you're considering it, Nerf is the kind of person who would consider eating the placenta. <_<

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      It's a nutritious treat!

  22. I (nor LD) will not stand for someone insulting The Golden Girls!

  23. Well, since someone spoiled the cup, I guess I can tell y'all about the riot now

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