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Don't worry, come Summer he'll have another difficult-to-spell player he's wanted for years and is top of his list. Should we have a sweepstake?

Mascherano, Tevez, Di Canio and the strike-partnership of Kitson/Hartson

CM Punk has been spotted arriving at Carrington for his medical ahead of his free transfer move to Man Utd.

What should I watch tonight? Ernest and Celestine or Out of the Furnace?

I've never seen the two other Before.... films, so I probably missed out on lots, but this was just meh. Didn't grab me. There were no explosions!

JohnnyPerfect supports Juventus, Man Utd and the others because they are his local team! He is a citizen of the world! I support West Ham because my uncle did, so had me in a West Ham shirt at the earliest opportunity. And when I was younger, we had a fun team of plucky British youngsters! We're still terrible, but it's fun being the underdog. And every few years, we get to go to Wembley in the Play-off Final. You couldn't throw a stone there. It's a really long road. Unless you lived in the tip or Old Loughtonians.

You're welcome, Andy!

Or got more of their shots on target. 30 shots off target! 30! That's terrible.

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Her is an absolutely lovely film. It's now top of my Letterboxd!

I'm pretty sure Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents will be nominated for a TV BAFTA. Nothing like watching a mother watching footage of her son admitting he shagged a ladyboy hooker. If Made in Chelsea can get a nomination, so can this!

Is that Letterboxd thing easy to get into? I'm trying to do this, and it'd be easier to keep track than constantly re-editing my original post.

Yeah, Mata is a great signing, but spunking that much on a bit-part player in another side gives other clubs a lot of negotiation. They are going to end up over-paying for lots of players just to regain a bit of pride in the league.

How many loans are you allowed in one season? Since we've got Roger Johnson, Marco Borrielo and Nocerino, but I'd still say another defender, midfielder and striker are all needed.

1. Saving Mrs Banks 2. American Hustle 3. Wolf of Wall Street 4. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 5. About Time 6. Before Midnight

Mine is probably Claudia Winkleman or Neil Diamond.

Can't we all just agree that whether you can say Yid or not, if you are a Spurs fan, chances are you're a Grade A twat?

I thought the same. The trailer made it look on the same quality-level as Dads, but really, it's outstanding. One of the few shows that I can find regularly entertaining week on week. I found Uncle a bit so-so, but BBC3 is quite good for comedy. I loved Bad Education. Also - more people need to watch series 2 of The Bridge because I have nobody to discuss it with. It's all on iPlayer. The Guardian called it the best TV show since Breaking Bad. I am nearly at the point where I am just going to torrent the last four episodes, as I can't wait to see it on TV. >_>

New series of Psych. Holy mother of God I've got lots of TV to watch this weekend.

I'm looking forward to this weekend, I'm going to have a movie marathon. 12 Years A Slave, All Is Lost and probably Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. (I need something to help cheer me up. >_>)

The only people the West Ham squad have confidence in are themselves, and 99% of the time it is misplaced. They're a bunch of self-important twats. West Ham's best bet is to get Steve Clarke in on a short term deal, try and boost the squad with loan signings, and hope there's three worse teams than us come May. We'd also be best off not having the Olympic Stadium, as it's deals like that which have Gold & Sullivan convinced West Ham are a team that's competing for European trophies.

Good news guys, they've confirmed they're making Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. EWB's Films of 2015's top spot is now sorted.

Channel 5 is using it as a cash cow. They paid a fortune for the rights, so they're bleeding it dry.

With all of the dodgy strikers West Ham are hoping to sign, it's surprising we haven't been linked with Ashley Young. He really is a heap of shit.

At the station, Tomkins claimed he was a builder. When it was discovered that he was actually a footballer, he was all PHONE MR ALLARDYCE. MR ALLARDYCE WILL SAY SO. A prize bellend. Source: Mates who are Essex police officers.