Blue Rosler

Tom Huddlestone?

Bring back Dean Ashton.

'Hello Ladies' is quite fun.

He was seething that Branko Boskovic got off the mark for England. More goals than him too!

Mexico are back in the running for World Cup qualifying, despite playing shit for the majority of qualification. A draw against Jamaica away would see Honduras through automatically, although they're guaranteed atleast play-off against New Zealand. Mexico have to beat Costa Rica. Panama have to beat USA. I'd prefer Panama in the play-offs, because it could be their first ever World Cup.

If they still had Bale, we'd have lost 4-3. I'm glad the annoying cunt has fucked off to Real Madrid.

By Spurs standards, this makes Ricardo Vaz Te worth atleast £50million, right?

This really is their year, guys.

Wembley Stadium Olympic Stadium Boleyn Ground Old Trafford Bramall Lane Maracana Estadio Olímpico Atahualpa (Quito) Estadio Tiburcio Carías Andino (Tegucigalpa) Raymond James Stadium Barclays Center

Such a rookie. Lineker would've got at least 12 posts out of copy & pasting the line-ups.

Honduras just need one win, right? With Costa Rica at home and Jamaica away, it is very likely!

Less sexy than that Tulisa video.

Roberto Soldado was in Waitrose. He bought a Frijj milkshake.

Pft. Hatem is worth way more than £47mill.

Only Cabaye is worth £47mill.

Lineker.

That Charlotte from Geordie Shore is a classy lass.

Quota filling.

Renford Rejects looked at the managerial side too.

Part-exchanges never happen in real life. This isn't Championship Manager.

Yeah, this tactic didn't work so well for QPR.

Big Sam's getting Manager of the Year. Started the season bottom of the table, and has turned it round to get a Champion's League spot.

Oh dear. Well, Aston Villa are currently a top four side, so he's riding high. (Slightly less tenuous claim than Spurs being top four >_>)

I hope Van Ginkel comes on so we can find out what the official pronunciation of his name will be this season, because it won't be how it really should be pronounced.

I know it's 'only Hull', but if Chelsea continue with this energy the whole season and try not to get injured, they're going to be scary.