Blue Rosler

Yeah, it was a brilliant match to watch. My favourite moment was a Scotland fan in a morphsuit shouting "I'm fucking drenched, where the fuck are you?" into his phone. James Arthur was sat a few rows behind us. I won £26 on Rickie Lambert last goal.

Tottenham will be facing Dinamo Tbilisi in the Europa League. In case you haven't heard of them, they're a small club from North London.

I just power-watched The Returned in two days. I loved it. The next series doesn't come until November 2014.

Tottenham linked to Carlton Cole after he featured in a friendly I'd love it if it were true.

An England victory due to a weather enforced 'draw' would be horrible, especially after the performances in the first two Tests.

I've put several speculative bets on, as the start of the season always gives good odds. Top Scorer E/W (top four scorers) - Wilfried Bony, Steven Jovetic, Andreas Cornelius Europa League E/W (make the final) - Swansea, Besiktas, Lazio Top 10 Finish - Cardiff City POTY - Juan Mata, Robin Van Persie (going on the logic that Bale won't last the season) Championship E/W - Bolton, Wigan, Nottingham Forest

Thanks for the tip!

I don't know about good songs, but the suggestion of a bad song starts with '(Ft. Pitbull)'

Yep.

West Ham have tried numerous times to sign Jermaine Beckford, but the money they're offering is not good enough. (Both fee & contract) Source: Jermaine Beckford at the airport.

Carlton Cole spotted at the Juventus Center in Turin.

I won £95 on Denmark/Azerbaijan so am chuffed.

Really well deserved win for Wigan. Can't see McManaman, or even James McArthur hanging about much longer though.

It's gonna be Joe Kinnear.

If you want foreign films: Central Station, Maria Llena de Gracia, and Favela Rising (documentary)

Space Jam

Di Canio has phoned up West Ham's board and asked to be manager. This would be the greatest.

I could see this result coming, it's 32⁰C+ in San Pedro Sula, probably even hotter at the time of day they were playing. SPS is extremely humid too, I'd probably pass out after about 10 minutes playing football there. So it was probably a case of needing more practice in environments like this. Honduras weren't great, but just edged it due to the USA getting burned out.

He's been impressive for Cruzeiro, a good striker for the first division, but I think he'll struggle in the Prem just like Ilan did, he's not in that level I liked Ilan. He wasn't spectacular, but got 4 goals in 11 games - so he was important for us.

Good player, but a bit temperamental.

Hands off Momo Diame

Coventry

Jack Rodwell's fucked up my fantasy side now, he's hardly going to play at all.

Who will Bad Eddie glory support in La Liga now? >_>

Big Sam is considering linking up with Tal Ben Haim again. Fucks sake, are West Ham trying to get relegated?