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  1. HC

    'Cause I am barely breathing, and I can't find the air. Don't know who I'm kidding, imaging you care.

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    2. HC

      HC

      No! I'm just on a 90's music kick. :(

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Imaging indeed!

    4. nufan

      nufan

      you might like jeff hardy's emoetry... i hears its beautiful lol

  2. HC

    'Cause I know what it means, to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

  3. HC

    "A Jedi's strength flows from the force" - Yoda

  4. HC

    "Sal Bandini! Wanna wrestle?"

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Greatest character ever.

    2. Magus978

      Magus978

      He's the undisputed champion in all our hearts.

  5. HC

    "Socrates- he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all"

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream. The mynah bird says "CAW! CA-CAW!" The chimpanzee says "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The friendly owl says "Who! Who-who!" But the salmon can only say "Bloo. Bloobloobloobloo!" And it's sad.

  6. HC

    A little late, but I wanted to say muchos gracias for the number one vote. It means a lot, man.

  7. HC

    A little late, but I wanted to say muchos gracias for the number one vote. It means a lot, man.

  8. HC

    All the things that I used to say, all the words that got in the way, all the things that I used to know have gone out the window!

  9. HC

    An article about WWE "needing" to sign AJ Styles made Yahoo's front page. Eww...

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Yahooligans!

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Yahoo: a company that only still exists because of the millions of old people who don't know there are other websites.

  10. HC

    And they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

  11. HC

    Any reason why Brock Lesnar is the number one trending topic on Yahoo?

    1. HC

      HC

      Besides being BROCK LESNAR, of course

    2. Mick

      Mick

      He got a kitten.

  12. HC

    Are you telling me this sucker is NUCLEAR?!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Yes. Yes, I am.

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Nucular

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Where we're going, we don't need roads!

  13. HC

    Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Come on! We showed tons of loyalty and respect, that's two out of three!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      And I am LARS

  14. HC

    Bam Neely. Now there's a name you don't hear everyday.

  15. HC

    Been on a really big Sugar Ray kick lately. What in the hell is wrong with me?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I listen to em Every Morning.

    2. DYSI

      DYSI

      It never ends... it never ends.

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      I have seen them live. Their lyrics were bowdlerized, and my friends and I wondered if that was done at the behest of the festival organizers or what. The very next band that came on was all "SUP MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YEAH" so that answered our question.

  16. HC

    Behbee, it's 3 a.m I must be lonely!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      AH WANNA PUSH YOU AY-ROWN, WELL AH WILL, WELL AH WILL

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      AH WANNA TAKE YOU FUH GRANNAD

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It's sad but I am actually a fan of their first couple albums.

  17. HC

    Big Daddy V's moobs were the stuff of legend.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Big Daddy V's man boobs turned Neil Patrick Harris gay.

    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Tattoobs.

  18. HC

    Boners, boners, boners, boners! There are boners inside of you!

  19. HC

    Brad Maddox is a handsome fellow.

  20. HC

    Can we bring back the BROCK LESNAR word filter?

  21. HC

    Can't understand a word of what my math professor is saying though his thick accent. It's like getting a lecture from The Iron Sheik.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      MAKE SURE TO FACK CHECK EVERYTHING!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      DISPROVE MY THEOREMS? FUCK YOU IN ASS! MAKE YOU HUMBLE!

    3. Rich

      Rich

      I once had a guy like that for Math

  22. HC

    Clearing out old files and found my Powerpoint on Mexican pro wrestling I did for Spanish class a few years ago.

  23. HC

    Come sail away! Come sail away! Come sail away with me!

  24. HC

    Dave Brown spoke to my school today about DUIs and whatnot. Sad stuff.

  25. HC

    Did a 17 mile bike tour last night, and my only takeaway is that the majority of cyclists are rude douchebags.

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    2. HC

      HC

      Well, I did so...

    3. Owen

      Owen

      Well, the word is only 25 miles long. statistics say that he probably did meet the majority of cyclists.

    4. Owen

      Owen

      world, even.

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