Okay, so I spent three years with Newcastle.
09/10 - Championship Winners, 118 points.
10/11 - 7th in Premiership, narrowly missed out on Europe.
11/12 - 5 in Premiership, no where near Champion's League but still in Europe.
Then I whored myself out and signed with Arsenal, because I am a cheap, money-grabbing bitch. I proceeded to spank 250million in one pre-season including 100million on Newcastle players (a couple of regens, Neymar and Vuckic). Giving them so much money had nothing to do with my spending them into a financial abyss.
I'm about seven games into the 12/13 season, undefeated and I've conceded one goal! I find this doubly impressive because I play with three defenders, no wingbacks and basically throw half my team upfield. Also, because my defenders are wank. Thank the money for Akinfeev!