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  1. Time to tend Tout, because nothing on the site could top this: http://www.tout.com/m/jtoywy?ref=twbwhom9 http://www.tout.com/m/jtoywy?ref=twbwhom9

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Meant to only paste it once, but whatever. Still funny.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Also, END tout. Fucking Firefox.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I hire a team of Mexicans from the Home Depot to tend to my Touts.

  2. Today's Stephen Colbert's Threatdown.... #3.... WTF...

  3. Tonight on Jeopardy: Adult Swim as a category. And being college week, it was the first one they went to.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I'm sure Alex Trebek was thrilled.

  4. Tonight! The Raw GM on Jeopardy! With the fate of the free world on the line!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      They need to destroy that Watson before he destroys all of us.

  5. Tonight's referee for this NASL matchup, Nick Patrick.

  6. Trout! Trout! Let it all out! These are the things I can do without!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      If you have ruined one of my favourite songs for me now, I will end you.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! COME ON!

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      I'm talkin'to you, shamona...

      There, reference made.

  7. Turn off the light, and murder the dawn!

    1. Puckster

      Puckster

      Take it easy, man. Think about it.

    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      Jinder Mahal's music will interupt you if you carry on like that.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Mahal? Bah, I'm not worried about him.

      Now Tyler Reks, I'd be worried.

  8. Two things I did for the first time this weekend: 1) Stepped inside a wrestling ring, 2) Had a maple bacon sundae at Denny's. Both were pretty awesome.

  9. Wait a second. If the humans that escape from the Matrix are functionally blind and virtually incapable of strenous movement, doesn't that mean the only way Zion could have even been founded was with the help of pro-machine double agents?

  10. Watching a Three Stooges marathon. Even today they're the funniest film comics ever. Except Joe, of course. Fuck Joe.

  11. Watching CMLL, and CUIJIE LIVES!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I watch C-MIL sometimes too. He does unspeakable things in the bathroom.

    3. livid

      livid

      ...and still no one cares.

    4. Hickey

      Hickey

      I care about C-MIL

  12. We don't have fancy Q stations, but 94.9 used to be the rock station here until they suddenly, without notice, changed to raggaeton.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Small moon mysteriously explodes near Yavin IV. Film at eleven.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      At least now our troops can be pulled out of Dantooine.

  13. We should always have a Wikipedia Rumble. Always.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      No, I have a better idea. We could build REAL men, OUT of snow.

  14. We're going to RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN on you, Warriors!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  15. Week 8 of WSC Street Masters is up! The race to the top four gets more heated than ever as we near the end of the season!

  16. Welcome to my level, my name is Metal Man/I throw Metal Blades from my metal hands!

  17. Well he died in spa- wait, you died in space too.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I died in a spa once.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      I died eating a towel off of a spa bathroom.

    3. Owen

      Owen

      at least you weren't in spandex.

  18. Well I turned into a Martian.

  19. When it's not inconsistent booking, it's line judges who can't tell that a guy was two bodies in from 10 yards away. WTF, NASL.

  20. Why did the Gadget Mobile need to transform? Inspector Gadget didn't have a secret identity, so why would he need it to look like an SUV ever? Also why didn't it ever malfunction like everything else he used?

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