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  1. We should always have a Wikipedia Rumble. Always.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      No, I have a better idea. We could build REAL men, OUT of snow.

  2. Somewhere, Heel Turn is celebrating his birthday, probably screaming about how much he hates Jey Uso.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      he's off having a god damn hurricane of professional birthdays

  3. and all the girlies say there was a pretty fly (on a white guy)

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      the girlies do not say that

  4. Bizarro is not Superman's evil doppelganger.

    Lobo is.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Superhuman physical abilities, nearly invincible, survivors of a dead planet who have come back from the dead.

      They've even fought to a draw.

  5. You know, if I was asked to rank all the Futurama characters, Bender would probably be last or near the last.

    1. Azazel

      Azazel

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  6. Happy Jul everyone. May your ancestors ride and hunt with Oden on this eve.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Why would my ancestors ride with a one pot Japanese dish?

  7. "My name is Aldo Montoya. You pinned my father. Prepare to submit."

    1. Mick

      Mick

      First I killed his screaming whelp, then I raped him, then I smashed his fucking head in, LIKE  THIS!

       

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  8. Spoilers make baby Luke cry.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Why? Does he just not like fancy looking cars or what? Not as bad as his dad's hatred of sand, but still.

  9. If Everything is EVIL, and the concept of nothingness is a thing, then does that mean Nothing is EVIL?

  10. It's a, nice day to START AGAAAAIN, it's a, nice day for a, RED WEDDING (aaaaaah)

    1. PantherFan22

      PantherFan22

       

      I don't sing, have a video...

  11. Ah Easter. The magical time of the year where Smarties aren't fucking impossible to find in Florida.

    1. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      dollar general....not only smarties, GIANT SMARTIES, THE PANDEMONIUM

  12. "Goddammit, I forgot how much pain tends to hurt!"

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      *destroys phylactery*

  13. Every time I see you I think of you. Every time I'm near you I think of you.

    1. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      I think of you when I dream of you when I'm takin' pictures of you, I think of you when I'm in a blimp, lookin' down from up above you...

  14. I'll take a potato chip... THEN EAT IT!

  15. Take Dr. McLuchador. He'll take care of it with his punches.

  16. We're going to RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN on you, Warriors!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  17. Kull The Conquerer. SO BAD, yet so fun to watch.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      ...And as soon as I type that, they do a completely random Empire Strikes Back reference.

  18. You Only Move Twice is on today. Awesome.

  19. If Ryback ever writes an autobiography, it needs to be titled "Rosenberg And Stansky Are Pinned"

  20. BARRETT used BARRAGE! It's super effective!

  21. “Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” Buddha

    1. HC

      HC

      Who is this "Buddha" you speak of?

  22. "One more intriguing observation - no silhouette or specifics which we can confidently say: 'They are in the previous.'" -- Truly words to live by.

    1. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      'tis a shame, as 'Walking Proud in Women's Kenneth Cole Flipflops' would of been a hell of a story.

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