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  1. There's a snake in my boot.

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    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Well someone is well endowed.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      My Spidey-Sense is tingling.

    4. sahyder1

      sahyder1

      "This town ain't big enough for the two of us."

  2. Spoilers: Brazil win.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Quiet, Venereal Disease!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Well put, Dickard.

  3. We should play a game that ends in Ellis getting banned

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Shut up Venereal Disease, Ellis is a saint :@

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Love you, Dick. x x x

    4. Rich

      Rich

      Love you too, other Dick xxx

  4. So, I'm back, but I can't post, like bringing mj back but taking away Neverland :(

    1. King Ellis
    2. LL!

      LL!

      This is a well deserved punishment.

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Braden Walker..

  5. The man couldn't keep me down.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Nah, you'd make me want to vomit too :P

  6. I shall be forced to live in the status updates box for a week, for I am suspended by my balls!

    1. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Lucky...When I got suspended I wasn't even allowed in the status box :(

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Hello Dan Blaine!

  7. Well, it's official folks, God doesn't exist, how else could Summers reproduce? ¬_¬

    1. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      I thought that was proved when Be got laid?

    2. IzzyX
    3. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      It's true. This was just the nail in the coffin.

  8. (And now we're past the 48 hour mark)...I can't believe we only managed a draw against a shit team we should easily have beaten. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

    1. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      could have been worse, could have Spainish

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Or New Zealander :( A Draw against Italy... The Shame!!!

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      my poor italians :(

  9. I'm a cunt

    1. Rich
    2. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      And knowing is half the battle...

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Why say what we're all thinking? =/

  10. SOUTH AFRICA 932 - 921 URUGUAY

  11. EWB, now 25% more like Facebook.

  12. They call me Dan Roethlisberger

  13. More than you'd ever have thunk.

  14. I hate this man with all of my legs.

  15. Post more.

    Thanks.

    Love, Dan.

  16. EWB corrects y r.

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