Dan

don't tempt me!

In the couch most likely, next to the remote and 200 dollars in change.

Under the stairs.

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.

I hope you didn't wash it. You lose all the best e-feds that way.

Is there a reward for finding it?

Keep an eye out for it.

I've suited up for a cup final.

I actually believe you.

I have. And I've played CM for 24 hours straight. Rites of passage.

His parents have weird ideas when it comes to names.

What the fuck.

Why post a video of a guy cutting his thumb off? Ban this idiot, Kaney.

Someone shit you alright, it's the only explination I can think of as how you came to exist.

Run

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

I was speaking earlier with a man who identified himself as Detective Wilson and I believe that he would be very interested to know why people continue to start fires within his juristiction.