King Ellis

Drink every time Srar chants USA! USA! USA!

Kanyon always knew that Jim Neidhart was better than him.

As if yesterday wasn't bad enough, got knocked in the ear during basketball and can't hear out of it now. Bang Bang?

I hope Srar still has GTA V

Rikishi knows what to do with that big fat butt.

Not Casey Kasem

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

Where the hell is Lineker? He hasn't posted in over 21 hours. I'm worried.

Pat Patterson in homosexual SHOCKER! News at 11.

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a busta.

@!#?@!

Come at the king, you best not miss.

I am alive

I am alive

Drinking long island iced tea from a bag, just another Wednesday evening.

I only follow Benji and Ellis on twitter, because they are the hierarchy.

But seriously, guys, Castle in the Sky is bloody lovely.

man I hate hearing my voice played back to me.

In June 2014 there will be 8 Fridays, 12 Saturdays, and 27 Sundays. This happens once every 941 years!!!

I'm gonna be in Leeds in a couple of hours. Anything good there (apart from the road out of the city)?

If police police polices police, who polices police police?

Jimmy Ellis, best in the world at what he does.

From now on, whenever someone says "the guy can go in the ring," I'm going to assume people mean that he can take a whiz on the turnbuckle.

SPOILERS!!

Yeah, I'll be going ahead with that World Cup sweepstakes nearer the time. Will need to think more about details, PM if you can help!