King Ellis

Wishes the one they call Rich a happy birthday.

R.I.P. Trent Acid

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Baby Summ may be on his way.

James, Johnson, Terry, Carragher, A Cole, Lennon, Lampard, Barry, Gerrard, Rooney, Heskey.

Screw you Domino's Pizza. I left you my resume and you never called back.

Yay, finally have internet again.

spoke to dasher hatfield, nice guy, can't speak german.

If you give just £2 a month to a South African, he'll buy himself a trumpet.

Just a reminder that spoilers relating to the World Cup are not permitted in status updates until 48 hours after the event

EWB, now 25% more like Facebook.

Can we get an arcade now, god damnit?!

How is this upgrade all that different?

EWB, now 25% more like Facebook.

Let's see if Kaney is wrong.

Let's see if Kaney is wrong.

Kaney abused his power by locking my comment!