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King Ellis

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  1. Do I get a warning if I call @The Handsome Luchadore a poo-head?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      No but you'd be suspended if you called him a potato-head. That's one of the worst insults known to man.

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  2. Please apologise for wasting Mod time with such needless reporting of other members, just feels like you are trolling the mods

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      metalman should report Kaney for flaming a mod.

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  3. I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET

  4. WRESTLEMANIA SPOILER: wrestling happens

  5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNDERTAKER

  6. Leaving this forum. 

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Baconhill, you've done it again. Was bringing a halt to his presidential campaign not enough?!

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  7. Having stepped out for a bit, I wonder if I've missed anything,

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      That was merely a joke for everyone elses benefit. In news that actually relates to you, your long time admirer Maxx stopped waiting for your call and finally moved on. Well, there was still a small part of him that held out on the day of his wedding to Kaney, thinking you might appear furiously banging on a window and screaming his name like something out of The Graduate but you never showed.

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  8. Having stepped out for a bit, I wonder if I've missed anything,

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      When are you going to unblock Saucy and let him on your podcast to talk WCW?!

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  9. Definitive ranking of all the friends from "Friends"
    1. Phoebe
    2. Chandler
    3. Joey 
    4. Monica
    5. Rachel 
    6. Ross 

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's for the best, this was an Ellis heavy status update anyway.

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  10. Definitive ranking of all the friends from "Friends"
    1. Phoebe
    2. Chandler
    3. Joey 
    4. Monica
    5. Rachel 
    6. Ross 

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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  11. Star Wars spoilers: Contains stars and wars.

  12. Got rear ended, shoulder hurts, trunk won't close :(

  13. Casually chilling with Joe E Legend at the WAW gym.

  14. Ah the orangeness, how I've missed you

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      "Ah the Krone, how I've missed you" said no one ever.

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  15. ROMAN REIGNS!
    THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST PECS!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I thought Skummy was the bassist for Metallica?

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  16. She's up all night for The Summ

  17. How do you get that shirt so clean mate?

  18. Anybody got Instagram?

  19. Smithers, I'm home.

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