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  1. My booty IS pretty delicious.

  2. Triple H and Stephanie are out in the park with their kids. Stephanie says "Hey, Hunter. Think you could you push the baby?" Triple H grabs the baby and kicks it off into the distance. Stephanie gasps and asks, "What the hell, Hunter?!" HHH responds, "I thought you meant punt the baby. Right, Gene?" Gene Snitsky shrugs with a precocious smile.

  3. Triple H is making all these promises of change. As a liberal-minded, white, Hispanic man, I will be voting for him.

  4. Ruki puts the "porc" in corpulent!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Everyone hates double downs except for Ruki.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You know...because MPH has double downs.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Double downs are actually the healthiest thing in KFC's menu.

  5. Sousa, you can't stop the madness! OOOH YEEEAH!

  6. LL has influenced everybody ever. It's undeniable. There, I backed up my argument. Game Over.

    1. Ruki

      Ruki

      He has a good point.

    2. Gazz
    3. LL!

      LL!

      LL is not JukeboxHero. He is the greatest. This is undeniable. Game over.

  7. What's on my mind? How much of an idiot JukeboxHero is.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      S'got stahs inis eyes!

    3. Hickey
    4. LL!

      LL!

      AUGH! THE STARS ARE IN MY EYES! The doctor said I wasn't supposed to get stars in them!

  8. EWB JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. EWB WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW DONATION SYSTEM CHANGES

  9. Last night, some feather-haired fuck thought he could take on me and my fellow marine buddies outside our favorite bar. We sure showed him.

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      It was actually HBK.

    3. LL!
    4. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      You know, the Horny Bitch Killer. He was a a serial in Santa Fe who killed hookers in the 90s. Duh.

  10. Monday: Healthy, Tuesday: Healthy, Wednesday: Immortal

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Thursday: Kicked out of Immortal.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Friday: back in Immortal.

  11. Delightfully. I am love you so hard.

  12. What is so funny?!?!?!??!?!?!

  13. Things I've learned from Twitter: Black people LOVE trending topics.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I agree with all statements relating to this matter.

    3. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      Yes we do LL, and fuck you Ellis

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      HMMMMM MMMMMMM

  14. Woops! Mistakenly deleted my status update! What did you say Tristy?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      It is indeed a wonderful show! Adam is a beast of a man.

    3. tristy

      tristy

      just like your faggy hair, YEAH!

    4. LL!

      LL!

      :'''''''''''''(

  15. Why no answer MSN messages? =//////

  16. http://igg.me/p/28955?a=150582&i=shlk What's 10 bucks? Not enough to make you bankrupt. <_<
  17. Assy is a bad influence! Stay away from that bastard!

  18. WHERE ARE YOU?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I saw an ad for this show on MTV. Nice to see it's developing such a following.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Why is there a time limit on when you can raise the funds?

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Cause they want to give people a chance to get their money back and deem us complete failures for not reaching our goal. What a cruel mistress crowd funding can be...

  19. Forget that Facebook link. This is the page you want to like: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unemployed-Wolfman/116354591782891

  20. PayPal is now working for my crowdfunding project! Please help me out. Thanks. :)

  21. WHY MUST YOU IGNORE MY FACEBOOK MESSAGE GA?!

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    2. LL!
    3. GA!

      GA!

      Oh. I thought I was being stalked. Well, I am, but now I know my stalker.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      ;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))

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