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Gazz

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Status Updates posted by Gazz

  1. SOUTHGATE MEANS SOUTHGATE

  2. The Bloodninja Cybering Joke has still never come up...

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      It still might, though. Keep your robe and wizard hat eternally vigilant.

  3. To Do List

    Date With Mschif
    Attend Brunch with John Cena regarding his future.
    Visit Adopted Mom’s grave with Adopted Father
    Attend & Ruin Wrestlemania 27

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Give the positive answer of yes to a WWE contract

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Classic literature.

  4. Winner of the 2018 FIFA World Cup: Nikolai Volkoff

  5. You da real MVP

  6. I wonder if our newest member actually is Melina Perez...

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Only one way to find out. Change your name to Dave Batista and see if she notices, or change your name to John Morrison and see if she ignores you.

  7. In Bulgaria, every day is a Royal Rumble. Except Wednesday, that's a Cibernetico.

  8. Star Wars spoilers: Contains stars and wars.

    1. King Ellis
    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Guess I don't need to fucking go now.  Thanks.

    3. MDK
  9. -1 for Baddar. As usual.

  10. 'Delicious' is Sousa's government name...

  11. 'TV Legend performed sex act at BBC'. I hope none of it landed in Lineker's hair. :s

    1. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      Me too. Would totally ruin the scene.

    2. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      Me too. Would totally ruin the scene.

    3. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      I hope all of it landed in Linker's hair.

  12. "The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego."

    1. probablyoliver
    2. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      "What is this? Tinker, tailor solider cunt?"

  13. *Looks at todays birthdays* Is that some kind of record for most double accounts?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Yeah, I'm pretty positive all of those with underscores are doubles, given the hobbies...

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh shit, it's Cubberley day again already? I think I deserve another warning removal, someone?

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Everyone is 24 today. Happy birthday everyone!

  14. +1 for Baddar.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      We're still breaking even, so allow me to add my -2 cents.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      + 1 for Eddie

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      x 1.02 for Sousa

  15. +1 for Baddar

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Sorry, threw up in my mouth there a little.

    3. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      Does Not Compute

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Gazz decided to celebrate his birthday a day early by getting absolutely sloshed and drunkenly posting nonsense.

  16. 1000 COMMENTS OR THE BABY DOESN'T GET A FREE HEART TRANSPLANT!

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    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      I don't think the baby is getting the free heart transplant guys.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      What if the baby doesn't need the transplant?

    4. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      What if I hate babies?

  17. 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of Canadian pride! Ruki.

  18. 2013: The year of the Dazzler

  19. 265lbs of blue eyed Soul.

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