Gazz

Orient have gone goal ker-ray-zee!

Ayoze Perez is going to be such a great player profit for Newcastle.

At least after last year, we've resumed our annual tradition of getting whupped by Wayne Rooney.

Started a new unemployed game and ended up managing Elche's B team. The squad is 1 GK 3 DC 1 DMC 1 ML 5 ST Should be an interesting formation...

Same here. I'm puzzled that I choose a +3pt game and face a team stacked with Legendary Pros and Survivor cards (I'm bottom end of Epic), lose 0-12 and then choose a +5pt game and face nothing higher than an unleveled SR and win 13-0.

Cro Cop rematch!

Muay Thai?

Ah, January, the joyous month of the year where I dread clicking on BBC sport incase we've sold our best player(s). Sissoko to Arsenal sounds plausible because due to injuries Wenger is down to his last twelve attacking midfielders to shoehorn into the Arsenal first eleven.

I say the pair of you strip to the waist, oil up and wrestle for supremacy.

Double win.

Can the FA retrospectively charge Adams for that? There's minimal contact but it's fairly obvious of the intent.

Facepack is 7GB, so no.

Flag kick? You mean corner, Mr. BBCman.

He had it transplanted into his scrotum, helps keep the shape.

I'm also throwing one when Pardew leaves because fuck-ing hell that formation at the end.

I'm throwing a party when Lee Cattermole retires.

So that's what EA base their FIFA keeper AI on.

Sounds like a gay porn award.

Jack's gonna kill you *clap clap clapclapclap*

I'll be super conflicted cross eyed 'stay down' Shawn Michaels special guest referee.

I find it odd that the charge related to anti semitic remarks and made no mention that it also mocked black and Italian stereotypes. It's almost like they realised they'd look like dickheads for charging a black Italian footballer with Jewish family history for racism against blacks and Italians but figured they could get away with the anti semitic bit because hardly anyone knows Mario's mom is Jewish. I also though the minimum ban for racism was five games.

You're supporting Chelsea now? Fickle.

Unspecific grumbling

Given Newcastle's run in cup competitions, if we make it to the semis, both legs will be played away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHy4Ca9bkw