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England XI for the next game GK: Pope RB: Trippier CB: Lascelles CB: Maguire (c) LB: Burn MC: Longstaff MC: Anderson MC: Joseph Linton RW: Murphy ST: Wilson LW: Gordon

lol

That was alright.

It's a fine every time you miss training. Two weeks wages.

Ya winning, son(s)?

I honestly doubt you would. These are already full-time, paid professionals. The standards will only get better by improving the pipeline and at the moment, grassroots refereeing is dying on it's arse. Every week in my league, at my age group alone, they're are four or five fixtures being reffed by parents because the league can't recruit enough qualified refs. No one is interested in getting abused for £30 a time. Even moreso now, as the level of behaviour post-Covid is fucking abysmal.

How many PGMOL apologies is that so far this season? 3 or 4 in 7 game weeks? I reckon the VAR was browsing Reddit during the game and did that thing you do when you're not paying attention on a work Zoom call and blurt out any old shit when someone asks you something.

Everyone knows God supports Roma.

If your foot is high enough to go over the top of the ball and you're leading with your studs, that's a red

Their entire pitch was predicting that Reece James would suffer a muscle injury at some point this season.

He's only had 19 managerial jobs in 14 seasons, including four stints at Audax. Most stable Brazilian football manager.

Paul Dummett is a wall.

Pipe down Grandad, it's all about 'field tilt' now.

Already told you, MDKillers

They won't be saying that when he gets sacked in February

Nick Pope

Spoilers: Max wins by 30 seconds.

Starfield is based in reality, so the only way anyone owns a dream home is if their parents are dead...

Christine Kochanski?

No way is he 16.

He's just announced he's having another kid, so he could do with a pay rise.

Not even the tits?

If Getafe's English Twitter account turned out to be a troll shitposting cybersquatter, I wouldn't be surprised. That's the level they're operating at.

It's Burnley