EWB's Top 50 Women

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

God the list sucked >_>

Especially the number one choice =P

[Boulder]

5.

Claudia Jordan

Formerly one of Barker's Beauties on "The Price is Right," she can point at my yacht anytime.

4.

Danielle Fishel

She hasn't done much recently, but she's looked good doing it. I admit I initially started liking her during Boy Meets World, but what the hell. I liked her as a kid when I was a kid, and I like her as an adult when I'm... well, sort of an adult.

Also pictured is Tatyana Ali, who could make a longer version of this list (maybe 10-15)

3.

Trenyce

"American Idol 2" contestant who sang real purty and looked real purty.

2.

Famke Janssen

She's hot, she's brunette, and she does lots and lots of horror movies.

1.

Aisha Tyler

Not only the prettiest woman around today, possibly the funniest, as well. Her work on Talk Soup was great, and if I didn't loathe "Friends," I'd have watched her on that, as well.

And as a gift, here's a glamorous picture:

Agree or suck

Edited October 14, 2004 by Boulder

[Jester of Death]

4.

Danielle Fishel

She hasn't done much recently, but she's looked good doing it.  I admit I initially started liking her during Boy Meets World, but what the hell.  I liked her as a kid when I was a kid, and I like her as an adult when I'm... well, sort of an adult.

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[Underage Politician]

5. Holly Valance

4. Angelina Jolie

3. Kelly Clarkson

2. Rachael Stevens

1. Eva Mendes

Boom.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Please PLEASE crop pictures! *cough* Rachel Stevens *cough*

[edcq]

why does Holly Valance look like a grown up version of Hilary Duff?

[Gongsun Zan]

One of these days, I'm going to have to actually start remembering the names of the women I like.

Edited October 14, 2004 by Gongsun Zan

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Decides to help Gongsun...

If I remember rightly from the descriptions you gave of the women when you were talking to me....

Hillary Clinton

Tina Turner

Judi Dench

and Haley Joel Osment

[Gongsun Zan]

Decides to help Gongsun...

If I remember rightly from the descriptions you gave of the women when you were talking to me....

Hillary Clinton

Tina Turner

Judi Dench

and Haley Joel Osment

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[ROC]

Decides to help Gongsun...

If I remember rightly from the descriptions you gave of the women when you were talking to me....

Hillary Clinton

Tina Turner

Judi Dench

and Haley Joel Osment

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No no, you're confusing me with Kaneanite again.

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[Kaney]

Decides to help Gongsun...

If I remember rightly from the descriptions you gave of the women when you were talking to me....

Hillary Clinton

Tina Turner

Judi Dench

and Haley Joel Osment

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No no, you're confusing me with Kaneanite again.

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Hmmm, I always thought that was Future Shock's list myself.

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Which is funny, because thats the exact list DBD told me he'd prefer last night. Except he also had Cher and Michael Jackson. But as we all know, DBD likes to copy the cool people. Therefore, that list was made by Gongsun Zan! Hah!

*runs away with list*

Edited October 14, 2004 by Kaney

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Decides to help Gongsun...

If I remember rightly from the descriptions you gave of the women when you were talking to me....

Hillary Clinton

Tina Turner

Judi Dench

and Haley Joel Osment

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No no, you're confusing me with Kaneanite again.

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Hmmm, I always thought that was Future Shock's list myself.

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Which is funny, because thats the exact list DBD told me he'd prefer last night. Except he also had Cher and Michael Jackson. But as we all know, DBD likes to copy the cool people. Therefore, that list was made by Gongsun Zan! Hah!

*runs away with list*

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Ah ha!

That would make sense!

Gongsun, Kaney-baby, DBD, Future Shock....One choice each! That's why there was only four and not five!

I still think DBD has to be most likely for Osment though....And Kaney loves anything that shows off more than a bit of ankle....

[AJ]

13pages of women and 191 posts and absolutely no sign of Matzat... something terrible must have happened.

To add a few that were missed:

Jennifer Connelly

Heidi Klum

Ali Larter

I haven't provided pics, 'cause they're worth looking up for yourselves

[ROC]

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Edited October 14, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[Jester of Death]

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Look! It's Sha...I mean Morgan Sossam....I mean Webb.

Seriously, Morgan Webb is Sossamon without the coke addiction or the tan. She also isn't as hot in a bra.

And yes, that's more of an insult than a compliment.

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[ROC]

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Look! It's Sha...I mean Morgan Sossam....I mean Webb.

Seriously, Morgan Webb is Sossamon without the coke addiction or the tan. She also isn't as hot in a bra.

And yes, that's more of an insult than a compliment.

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Edited October 14, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[CadeSydal]

I just wanna say...Mila kunis...and Fergie...I'm a happy man.

[Beeker00Zero]

Mainly for Boulder... and likely not for CSAMH... but Aisha Tyler can currently be seen being sexy and whip-smart on CSI. (The original series, the only one worth watching.)

Damn that woman makes DNA testing look goooooooooooooood!

[Boulder]

Mainly for Boulder... and likely not for CSAMH... but Aisha Tyler can currently be seen being sexy and whip-smart on CSI. (The original series, the only one worth watching.)

Damn that woman makes DNA testing look goooooooooooooood!

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Really? Hmmm... good to know. Maybe I'll have to give it a look. I never watch any of those crime dramas.

[Guest Wrestling_Man]

11. Stacy Keibler

What more can I say that can't be said by ZZ Top's song "Legs"? So for that, read on:

She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

She’s holdin’ leg wonderin’ how to feel them.

Would you get behind them if you could only find them?

She’s my baby, she’s my baby,

Yeah, it’s alright.

She’s got hair down to her fanny.

She’s kinda jet set, try undo her panties.

Everytime she’s dancin’ she knows what to do.

Everybody wants to see if she can use it.

She’s so fine, she’s all mine,

Girl, you got it right.

She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

She’s got a dime all of the time,

Stays out at night movin’ through time.

Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,

The girl is alright, she’s alright.

Well, that's all for today's batch of babes. Tomorrow brings the final 10. Until then, peace.

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