I wouldn't want to be this footie/soccer team

[Lowerdeck]

So yeah, I couldn't find any news stories to quote from this. But basically, my college's women's soccer team won last night 14-0.

Seriously, how bad does a team have to suck in order to give up 14 goals in one game? The total number of shots was 46 to 1. As in, 46 for my school and 1 for the other. 14 goals, 15 saves, rest whatever.

Even the second stringers were scoring goals left and right in the second half. Even when mercy was being offered, gas was just getting poured on the fire.

So... can it get much worse than this?

[Toe]

Yes.

If the Toronto Maple Leafs lost to the Montreal Canadiens by that much, the city of Toronto would be consumed by riots never seen before. And the French Canadians would consume so much poutine that there gas would cloud the skys above North America for years and years.

[gunnar hendershow]

If the Baltimore Orioles lost like that we'd be pleased to see the universe is not coming to an end any time soon.

[NobBe Nobbs]

If San Marino lost like that...oh, wait, they almost did. My mistake.

[Lineker]

We beat a team 36-0 once.

Scored 5 >_>

[IAceI]

Yeah, teams used to lose 23-0, but that's at like 14 and under etc. at college that's pretty poor, then again look at San Marino

[Summers]

Birmingham City lost 10 - 0 before. 'cause they're that shit.

[IAceI]

Sunderland beat Newcastle 9-1 once too, waaaay before me, but still. I'll live in the past since basically every football fan does these days ^_^

[Liam]

Newcastle's 8-0 raping of Sheffield Wednesday and Man Utd doing Ipswich over for 9 goals were two pretty recent (well, last 10 or so years) examples.

[IAceI]

Germany beat Saudi Arabia 8-0 at the World Cup in 2002, so that's meant to be some of the biggest teams on the biggest stage too.

[-A-]

Are there any good decent female goalkeepers? I haven't seen any from the 3/4 games or highlights I've watched. Presumably the goals are the same size, so that's what causes it.

[Zaz]

Australia beat American Samoa 31-0, with Archie Thompson scoring 13 :|

[9 to 5]

Yeah well, when they field 15 year old kids what else was gonna happen tbh.

[lanky316]

Are there any good decent female goalkeepers? I haven't seen any from the 3/4 games or highlights I've watched. Presumably the goals are the same size, so that's what causes it.

[Guest muddatrucker]

So yeah, I couldn't find any news stories to quote from this. But basically, my college's women's soccer team won last night 14-0.

Seriously, how bad does a team have to suck in order to give up 14 goals in one game? The total number of shots was 46 to 1. As in, 46 for my school and 1 for the other. 14 goals, 15 saves, rest whatever.

Even the second stringers were scoring goals left and right in the second half. Even when mercy was being offered, gas was just getting poured on the fire.

So... can it get much worse than this?

[The Sultan of Swank]

Then I guess Fulham isn't that spectacular.

[NobBe Nobbs]

So yeah, I couldn't find any news stories to quote from this. But basically, my college's women's soccer team won last night 14-0.

Seriously, how bad does a team have to suck in order to give up 14 goals in one game? The total number of shots was 46 to 1. As in, 46 for my school and 1 for the other. 14 goals, 15 saves, rest whatever.

Even the second stringers were scoring goals left and right in the second half. Even when mercy was being offered, gas was just getting poured on the fire.

So... can it get much worse than this?

Arsenal Ladies and Fulham Ladies are the two best english womens teams, the other day Arsenal beat Fulham like 14-0 too.

[Liam]

Fulham WERE one of the best when they went professional, but it wasn't working so Fayed pulled the plug, turning them back into a semi-pro team.

Now it is Charlton and Arsenal.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The English female goalie's pretty good although she has these moments of losing concentration...So it seems....

School football always had stupid results like that as did local youth club football....Some teams are so unmatched it's incredible...

However best results are normally in the Australasian World Cup qualifying where Australia would beat Christmas Island or someone like 36-0

[therockbox]

The English female goalie's pretty good although she has these moments of losing concentration...So it seems....