FANNY! - EWB Women

[YI]

REIGNING CHAMPION!

1. You have 10 votes for your fittest bird. There will be no nomination stage, your order will go towards the final list.

2. You MUST order your list from 1-10...with 1 being your favourite piece of fanny, 10 being your 10th favourite.

3. Alter Bridge votes are discarded, despite them owning vaginas.

4. Votes for porn chicks are discarded......if your top 10 list of attractive women in the WORLD (who are relatively famous)....involves people who take dick for a living, you're fucking screwed up. If you do vote them, the rest of your votes will be ignored. Even if the other 9 nominations are Mandy Moore.

5. All votes must be made in this thread.

6. SCORING! Is as follows;

1. 10-Points

........

10. 1-Point

The others, it's obvious. The number of points a fitty (or not a fitty, in the case of the munter from Buffy/American Pie) picks up will be multiplied by the number of people who voted for her, giving a true indication of how popular someone is on EWB.

eg. Rachel Stevens receives 4 votes, placing 1, 3, 10 and 10 on the lists. Therefore she'll have 10+8+1+1=20 points, which will then be multiplied by the 4, giving her 80 points.

7. DON'T nominate kids. Seriously. Fuck off. It's not funny. You're fucking creepy, and karma's going to cut your cock off.

8. If you edit your list, please make a new post please make a new post notifying me of the edit, as I'll more than likely tally up as I go along, so wont notice when there's an edit.

9. Pictures are awesome to perve and/or more often than not, mock.

10. If you vote for Ellen Page, you're FUCKED UP!

[probablyoliver]

1. Winona Ryder

2. Lauren Laverne

3. Scarlet Johanananshanznhahanh

4. Natalie Portman

5. Mandy Moore

6. Maryse Ouelette (Yeah, I know ivoting for wrestling women is a little frowned upon, but fuck me she's banging)

7. Maggie Gyllenhaal

8. Mila Kunis

9. Iunno, the one who plays Rachel from Friends whose name escapes me and I only voted for because I just flicked the telly on and she was on it.

10. The one from Anchorman who had both her tits taken off because she is pretty hot and I feel kinda sorry for her and I don't know who else to vote for.

[fourstarfizzle]

Well this is mine...

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal

2. Brea Grant (Daphne from Heroes)

3. Zooey Deschanel

4. Kate Beckinsale

5. Dominique Persi (from Stolen Babies)

6. Natalie Portman

7. Kate Hudson

8. Helena Bonham Carter

9. Jenny Lewis (from Rilo Kiley)

10. Anna Paquin

Edited October 31, 2008 by fourstarfizzle

[ROC]

I believe that women that went topless this year get precedence in my list.

1. Lizzy Caplan (Yeah, I said it.)

2. Anna Paquin

3. Annie Clark (I don't care if it's because her songwriting's good.)

4. Amanda Palmer (Ditto.)

5. Kaley Cuoco

6. Maria Kanellis (Since, seriously, her boobs make Smackdown half the time.)

7. Kaitlin Olson

8. Anne Hathaway (If you don't find that picture specifically hot...I don't know what they should do with you.)

9. Monica Bellucci

10. Leonor Watling

Edited October 31, 2008 by ROC

[Lowerdeck]

1. Kristen Bell

2. Melissa Theuriau (sp.?)

3. Mandy Moore

4. Rachel Lutzker ... this was the best I could find (one on right)

5. Sophia Bush

6. Isla Fisher

7. Kate Hudson

8. Mila Kunis

9. Rachel McAdams

10. Emilie de Ravin

So, how long before we see a Tina Fey/Sarah Palin pick?

[Ace]

1. Kristen Bell

2. Alyson Hannigan

3. Sarah Chalke

4. Hayden Panettiere(Claire from Heroes)

5. Kate Beckinsale

6. Scarlet Johannson

7. Hillary Duff

8. Mila Kunis

9. Mandy Moore

10. Maria Kanellis

Edited October 31, 2008 by ---Ace Andrews---

[Baddar]

3. Alter Bridge votes are discarded, despite them owning vaginas.

Oh fuck off.

I'll would do this, but I'm shit at remembering who I like, so I could probably make a list of 10 today, then tomorrow have a completely different one. False lists will just fuck this up.

[Sabu]

Hey fuck you with the Ellen Page hate =[

1. Keira Knightly

2. Ellen Page

3. Rachel Bilson

4. Mila Kunis

5. Alexis Bledel

6. Scarlett Johansson

7. Anna Paquin

8. Eva Longoria

9. Kat Von D

10. Shirley Manson

[TKz]

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Sarah Michelle Gellar

3. Elisha Dushka

4. Jewel Staite

5. Hayden Panettiere

6. Liz Hurley

7. Amy Dumas

8. Evangeline Lilly

9. Amy Acker

10. Milla Jovovich

EDIT: I forgot Liz Hurley.

Edited November 3, 2008 by Commander TKz Brannigan

[King Ellis]

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Amy 'Lita' Dumas

3. Keira Knightley

4. Heather Graham

5. Lindsay Lohan (Pre skletor/crack whore phase)

6. Natalie Portman

7. Judy Reyes (Hurray for unique entries )

8. Stephanie McIntosh (And again)

9. Maria Kanellis (If only in part for that costume at CS, so damn cute)

10. Linda Papadopoulos (Because a) I don't know who else to vote for b) I like this trend of unique votes and c) YI should try and spell her name without copying and pasting this)

[-A-]

I've spoilered the bigger/redundant pictures. Shame on EWB for having no Jessica Alba votes so far, I'm shocked. I've just noticed that I seem to have a thing for Jewish girls, very odd.

1 - Natalie Portman

2 - Jessica Alba

Spoiler: Click here to view

3 - Laura Ramsey

4 - Millie Clode

Spoiler: Click here to view

5 - Zooey Deschanel

6 - Kristen Bell

Spoiler: Click here to view

7 - Mandy Moore

Spoiler: Click here to view

8 - Ana Ivanovic

9 - Amanda Peet

Spoiler: Click here to view

10 - Erica Schoenberg

Edited October 31, 2008 by -A-

[Blehschmidt]

Alright, I know some of these I will probably be the only vote for...but here goes.....

1) Christina Ricci

Claim to Fame: Sleepy Hollow, Speed Racer, Black Snake Moan

2) Elisabeth Harnois

Claim to Fame: short lived Fox show Point Pleasent

3) Natalie Portman

Claim to Fame: Star Wars, V for Vendetta

4) Lucy Liu

Claim to Fame: Kill Bill, Charlies Angels

5) Summer Glau

Claim to Fame: Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

6) Katherine Isabelle

Claim to Fame: Ginger Snaps, Freddy v.s. Jason

7) Evangeline Lily

Claim to Fame: Lost

8) Yvonne Strahovski

Claim to Fame: NBC show Chuck

9) Jennifer Love Hewitt

Claim to Fame: Ghost Whisperer, I Know What You Did Last Summer

10) Emma Watson

Claim to Fame: The Harry Potter movies (she is 18 now, so this is a legal pick!!)

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Wasn't Lindsay Lohan pre-skeletal and crack whore phase about THIS age?

Anyway enough of the girlies, on with the womenfolk....

1. Milla Jovovich

Claim to fame: me putting her number one in my list every year / 9 months...

2. Sophie Ellis-Bextor

3. Keira Knightley

4. Kate Nauta

5. Jodie Kidd

6. Shannon Sossamon

7. Natalie Imbrulia

Probably the longest reigning Hamster crush there is on this list. '91-'08 and she's only 5 or 6 years older than me so that'll continue no doubt. She was 22/23 for the Torn video and I never fully appreciated her

8. Liz Hurley

9. Agyness Deyn

10. Claire Forlani

Pretty much always my number 10 and every time I do a list I think about getting rid of her then check out her eyes again and have to include her. Curses. Loved her since I was at high school, 10 years ago or something stupid...

Edited November 6, 2008 by ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

[arwrestling]

1. Angelina Jolie

Claim To Fame: Oscar winnig actress; having lots of kids

2. Halle Berry

Claim To Fame: Oscar winning actress

3. Cristina Scabbia

Claim To Fame: Lead singer of Lacuna Coil

4. Shania Twain

Claim To Fame: Country singer

5. Alyssa Milano

Claim To Fame: Actress from Who's The Boss; Charmed

6. Evan Rachel Wood

Claim To Fame: Actress/Singer from Across The Universe; Dating Marilyn Manson

7. Megan Fox

Claim To Fame: Actress on Hope & Faith; Transformers

8. Sarah Michelle Gellar

Claim To Fame: Scream Queen; Actress on Buffy The Vampire Slayer

9. Kat Von D

Claim To Fame: Tattoo artist featured on LA Ink & Miami Ink

10. Gina Carano

Claim To Fame: American Glaidators; Undefeated Women's MMA Fighter

Honorable mentions... Dita Von Teese, Amy Dumas, Trish Stratus, Maryse Ouellet, Elisha Cuthbert, etc... I just love'em all!

Edited November 3, 2008 by arwrestling

[YI]

1. Mandy Moore

2. Elisha Cuthbert

3. Sophia Bush

4. Keira Knightley

5. Kristen Bell

6. 'Ro (MiMi Soya...she's so fucking cute and 'normal' looking...and a teenager )

7. Nicky Whelan

8. Elle Dible (her site is gone I knew I should have saved some of her photos...I can only find crap ones...I miss "Pop The Q" )

9. Liz Hurley

10. Rachel Bilson

[NobBe Nobbs]

1) Kristen Bell (SHOCK)

2) Jewel Staite (The fact she gets relegated to the background on the Serenity poster is a crime)

Spoiler: Click here to view

3) Summer Glau (Although at least she's replaced by somebody equally as good)

4) Ellen Page (NO SIR, YOU'RE FUCKED UP! I think she's lovely, I just wanna give her a hug and never let go)

Spoiler: Click here to view

5) Gemma Arterton (Really, St. Trinian's was like a softcore porn movie)

Spoiler: Click here to view

6) Zooey Deschanel (Don't she and Katy Perry look like identical?)

7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead (The best thing about Death Proof)

Spoiler: Click here to view

8) Hayley Williams (The fact I'm the first to consider her is shocking)

Spoiler: Click here to view

9) Elizabeth Banks (I can't believe I didn't think of her before)

Spoiler: Click here to view

10) Tina Fey (Lowerdeck did something good for once)

Spoiler: Click here to view

Compared to last year's list, two women are in the same places (Kristen Bell and Ellen Page), one has just moved down (Zooey Deschanel) and all the others are new entries. I blame Firefly. Honourable mentions to Alexis Bledel and Angelina Jolie, but honourable mentions don't count for shit.

Edited November 5, 2008 by Be

[DeeJam]

1. Alicia Keys

2. Nichole Scherzinger

3. Olivia Munn

4. Layla Kayleigh

5. Lucy Liu

6. Jessica Biel

7. Alyssa Milano

8. Kristen Kreuk

9. Megan Fox

10. Hoops

[TMM]

1. Lizzy Caplan

2. Natalie Portman

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Jessica Alba

5. Keira Knightley

6. Mila Kunis

7. Mandy Moore

8. Kristen Bell

9. Alexa Davalos

10. Summer Glau

[arwrestling]

Just wanted to note I changed my #10 from Dita Von Teese to Gina Garano

[FireDoughnut]

10. Lisa Edelstein

9. Olesya Rulin

8. Sarah Lancaster ( Gift Shop Girl)

7. Elizabeth Banks

6. Megan Fox

5. Rachel Blison

4. Mandy Moore

3. Frankie Stanford

2. Ana Ivanovic

1. Zoe McLellan

Edited November 5, 2008 by FlatDoughnut