Jack Chick Mafia Sign-Ups

[Sousa]

ATTENTION!

Citizens of Planet Earth!

This could be the most important message of your LIFE!

Are you a sinner like one of these people?

Do you enjoy rounding up those who hate homosexuals... like this guy?

Are you beset by jovial, cartoonish demons like these?

It is NOT too late to save your soul!

Friend, the Lord Jesus Christ has come to save you.

He is RISEN!

And He wants you to avoid... THIS!

First, you must believe.

Or, if belief is too difficult, join now!

Jack Chick Mafia

Before it's too late!

WARNING: This Mafia game will, of course, feature much riffing on fundamentalist Christianity in general and the writings of prolific Bible tract author Jack Chick in particular. If you're worried that this is the kind of thing that might make you feel all mad and stuff, maybe you'd better wait for my next game. It's going to be about wrestling and probably won't feature people making jokes that involve your Lord and Savior. Your call, though; just don't say I didn't offer fair warning.

17 souls will be saved! I shall peer deep into your souls and judge whether you need inclusion or whether you must fight your spiritual battles alone! Signs-ups will continue for a few days because of His resurrection!

1. LCS

2. Rabid Wolverine

3. EddieG

4. Pleatherface

5. Cloudy

6. pizzamonkey

7. Mr. Potato Head

8. wrathofcarnage

9. FlatDoughnut

10. oldskool

11. Split Second

12. Ruki

13. Bigsheep

14. Enforker

15. DMN

16. DO THE DAVIDMARRIO SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE DAVIDMARRIO TAKE ONE STEP AND THEN AGAIN LET'S DO THE DAVIDMARRIO ALL TOGETHER NOW

17. buck44

18. deangelo

19. Ace

20. benkid

21. EddieG

RESERVES:

LittleDaniel

[Sir Alan LCSugar]

Yes please.

[R.W.]

Oh yes, Sousa Mafia! In

[EddieG]

Yush please, kind sir.

[Pleatherface]

In, please!

[MalaCloudy Black]

Yes please!

[LittleDaniel]

I wasn't planning on joining any more Mafias until the summer...but...this looks amazing...can I be a reserve?!

[Pizza]

I want to be saved!

[Guest Mr. Cheese Head]

Jack Chick thinks I'm going to hell for using a computer, so sure, in.

[wrathofcarnage]

I didn't realize that "Jack Chick" was this. But now that I know Jack Chick = those awesome little pamphlets I am SO in!

[FireDoughnut]

Me please!

[oldskool]

For Sousa so loved the oldskool that he gave one of his 17 begotten signups, that whoever sign up in him shall not be bandwagoned, but be given lynch immunity.

[Jimmy]

A sousa mafia?

God. Please.

[Ruki]

In

[Commander Sheepard]

OH yes, if I may.

[Draevyn]

Saving? We all know I need a bit of saving...

[DMN in the House]

Fuck yes.

[DavidMarrio]

i'd like to give it a whirl be interesting to see how my first mafia goes and from the sounds of it a Sousa mafia a good place to start

[buck...]

In if there's room, if not, I'm willing to be a reserve.

[deangelo]

Sure, I haven't played a mafia for a while but a Sousa mafia is as good as any.