2010/2011 UEFA Champions League

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

ROOOONEYYYYY

[Shelty92]

It sure as hell is!

[Lineker]

As bad as Bremen were, we were great. Only downside was Pav spitting his dummy out when he got subbed for Defoe. And Jenas' injury will hopefully not be too serious.

[GoN_]

What part of Madrid are you from?

West... You know Lisbon,Portugal?

Edited November 25, 2010 by GoN_

[stokeriño]

"SAF praises Rooney for his courage in taking penalty"

I'm sorry, did Wayne suffer some penalty-related trauma I'm not aware of? He was just doing his bloody job.

[Baddar]

I was hoping and praying he wouldn't take it - he was putting needless pressure on his shoulders by doing so.

Score, and he gets the whole ''you're expected to, now do the same from open play...,''miss, and the media rip him apart claiming his head isn't right.

My mate said the other day, he'd seen the white Pele. So I asked, who is he?

...He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!

[lanky316]

My mate said the other day, he'd seen the white Pele. So I asked, who is he?

...He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!

So now Man Yoo are stealing jokes from Stevenage/Peterborough? Shame on them!

[Dan]

Have Man Utd ever had an original joke/chant?

[Colly]

"SAF praises Rooney for his courage in taking penalty"

I'm sorry, did Wayne suffer some penalty-related trauma I'm not aware of? He was just doing his bloody job.

Penophobia. He'll be calling them pelanties soon. Its a terrible syndrome that really needs attention drawn to it, Waddles been suffering for years but theres no awareness or funding going towards it.

[Szumi]

"SAF praises Rooney for his courage in taking penalty"

I'm sorry, did Wayne suffer some penalty-related trauma I'm not aware of? He was just doing his bloody job.

Well he's English, so odds are yes, he does.

[therockbox]

UEFA have banned Mourinho from the touchline for two Champions League games - but the second game is suspended.

So he's been banned for one game, which is the pointless game he wanted his players suspended for.

UEFA

[stokeriño]

A silly punishment for a silly offence.

I still cannot comprehend how they can create an additional offence out of getting yourself sent off and possibly retain any credibility. Will they start investigating other players who maybe-possibly-on-purpose pick up a yellow card and thereby reach their limit at a convenient time? Mmmm no, think not.

Stick that one in the locker alongside the (lol) 'crackdown' on Eduardo's dive.

[stokeriño]

Mourinho punishment officially reduced to one (pointless) game

Oh UEFA, you're so predictable.

[EddieG]

Sander Boschker is set to make his Champions League debut tomorrow for FC Twente.

Aged 40.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

40 you say? Where does this ruffian play? I'm hoping at left or right back.

[stokeriño]

Goalkeeper.

[Kaney]

Pfft. Davie Weir has played in the champions league and he's at LEAST 60.

[Guest viperlike]

Hoping we put out a full team against Valencia tonight and top the group!

[Baddar]

Amos in goal, Rio and Veda, the twins, Nani, Rooney and Berba all playing. Quietly confident.

[Shelty92]

Ugh. Carrick gifts Valencia a goal seconds after Park missed a fantastic chance.