Electronic Entertainment Expo 2011 (E3)

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Blowjob robot you say.

[Meacon Keaton]

Don't even try to act like everyone in Japan doesn't own one.

[Gazz]

[Robsturgh]

wut

[King Ellis]

Strange cocks they have over there in Japan...

[TCO]

The real machine they've invented is a lot more robotic and scary, but with the added bonus of a little screen for a porno of your choice!

It's meant to aid sperm donation clincs, but c'mon! Is the ability to wank efficently really such a medical problem that a machine needs to be made. It'd be interesting to feel aroused and terrified at the same time.

[gunnar hendershow]

I don't want to be the guy who has to clean the machine off after every use.

[Plubby]

I just thought you guys would like to know this, so I entered these words into this breadbox-sized device (which is exceptionally large for its day) that allows me to communicate instantly across oceans.

I know i'm late to the party, but...

The fuck is a breadbox?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

If Japanese condoms are anything to go by, that machine won't be big enough for.....well pretty much anyone on this board.

[Gazz]

I just thought you guys would like to know this, so I entered these words into this breadbox-sized device (which is exceptionally large for its day) that allows me to communicate instantly across oceans.

I know i'm late to the party, but...

The fuck is a breadbox?

A box for storing bread.

I would of thought it was pretty self explanatory.

[Plubby]

...Ingenious

[Meacon Keaton]

They're pretty high-tech. Only the fancy countries have them.

[Sousa]

I just thought you guys would like to know this, so I entered these words into this breadbox-sized device (which is exceptionally large for its day) that allows me to communicate instantly across oceans.

I know i'm late to the party, but...

The fuck is a breadbox?

A vagina with a yeast infection.

[SRN]

All you guys; stop getting mad a video games.

[TKz]

NEVER!

GOD DAMN YOU BLUE GHOST. IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST THE FOOD CHAIN!

[GoGo Yubari]

Guys, let's stop getting angry about hardware/controllers/3D and start marveling at how far the Sonic franchise has fallen.

Seriously, has this really not been posted yet? It's incredible.