Paradox games but definitely NOT GAMES OF THRONE

[Mick]

 

[Mick]

 

 

 

[Meacon Keaton]

Good Golly, Miss Molly (gave birth to my bastard son!)

[SeanDMan]

You better stop (having affairs or your wife will get an opinion malus).

[Mick]

7 hours ago, SeanDMan said:

You better stop (having affairs or your wife will get an opinion malus).

The Drowned King will stop when he's dead.

[Mick]

Euron Greyjoy inspired my flagship:

 

[Schlitzbrille]

Which one? Heavy metal rock opera Euron or Captain Fuccboi Jack Sparrow Euron?

[Schlitzbrille]

Saera Targaryen has sent you a friend request.

[Mick]

8403. A blonde Baratheon sits on the Iron Throne, Essos looks okay. Non_Essoi capital for a Baratheon held Storm's End...

 

Do tell. 

[Schlitzbrille]

57 minutes ago, Mick said:

8403. A blonde Baratheon sits on the Iron Throne, Essos looks okay. Non_Essoi capital for a Baratheon held Storm's End...

 

Do tell. 

Lemme boot up the game again. Presuming blonde Baratheons came into play around the time of Tyana Dondarrion (wife to Corwin I Baratheon, son of Bobby B) (in-game youngest child of Beric) or Janna Ambrose (wife to Renly I Baratheon...the ugly clubfooted grandson of Bobby B, not the book Renly. Game version of book Renly followed canon by marrying Margaery Tyrell who got somewhat T H I C C).


Got a ginger heir to look forward too thanks to my wife.

As for Storm's End, they've been disappointingly average. (...that and I'm console commanding the fuck out of weird bordergore situations)

 

As for Essos, well....

Two separate Free Cities of Pentos, two other separate Free Cities of Norvos (one of which is also held by the Pentos whose capital is not in the city of Pentos proper). No idea what the fuck is going on with Volantis, there's a Botley who's calling himself King of the Stepstones despite only ruling a single island. The previous Emperor of Yi Ti was a fucking Qartheen, Leng has gender-flipped their succession entirely to exclude women. Slaver's Bay is reasonably normal by comparison.

[Mick]

The one thing that abbots me with this game is that if you don't sit on the Iron Throne, everything goes tits up. You're hot a king, you're a babysitter. 

[Mick]

So, this is what would have happened in 1997 had DOA Crush won the King of the Ring:

 

I mean, how can I not appoint this guy to the Kingsguard?!

[Schlitzbrille]

 

This guy knows who's the fairest of the land

[Mick]

When you start in 769 and are deciding who to invade:
 

 

[The Lusophone]

CK3 map dev diary

Coast of Nigeria, all the way to Burma and lots of African religions which is cool.

[ADG]

Boo to no Viking raids in Africa.

[SeanDMan]

Gualing.

[METALMAN]

There's no point looking at that nice map, all you losers will ditch it to play whatever new third rate fantasy series floats your boat by the time the game comes out.

Edited May 12, 2020 by metalman

[Schlitzbrille]

1 hour ago, metalman said:

There's no point looking at that nice map, all you losers will ditch to play whatever new third rate fantasy series floats your boat by the time the game comes out.

[Schlitzbrille]

Purported playmap/release date floating around.