EWBFF JaMarcus Russell League

[LL!]

I'd like to take this 8 hour absence from picking to inform you all of the importance of sending in lists. It's really god damn important you lazy fucks.

[Maxx]

Day one is always slow going. We're blazing past the other league at least.

[gunnar hendershow]

Ray Rice, RB, Baltimore Ravens

[LL!]

I know that. And that's the last you'll hear of me saying that, but yeah, it's important.

[Maxx]

What's sad is I knew that's who Damshow would end up picking, without him sending me a list. Totally could have made that call for him.

[TCO]

Pick #7 Michael Vick, QB, Philadelphia Eagles

[gunnar hendershow]

I really wanted to avoid a list for my first pick because of how important it is. Rice was the guy I hoped to end up with though, so it's a good day.

[DMN in the House]

Cam Newton, QB, Carolina Panthers

[LL!]

Hey, Berober, I'll trade you my second round pick for your first round pick.

[Berober]

My 1st and 5th for your 2nd and 3rd?

If not, I'll have Arian Foster.

[Maxx]

Yeah you'll take Arian Foster, I'm not keeping track of that shit.

[Plubby]

Oh my god I had no idea Maxx was actually Roger Goodell!

[LL!]

Yeah you'll take Arian Foster, I'm not keeping track of that shit.

You bastard! I'm trying to get Arian Foster over here!

[DMN in the House]

Oh my god I had no idea Maxx was actually Roger Goodell!

Nah, if he was Goodell, I'd be suspended. He's denying trades, he's clearly David Stern.

[gunnar hendershow]

Hey guys, I just got Arian Foster for a bag of peanuts. Thanks Herr Maxx!

[Berober]

They were delicious though.

[Plubby]

Oh my god I had no idea Maxx was actually Roger Goodell!

Nah, if he was Goodell, I'd be suspended. He's denying trades, he's clearly David Stern.

Clearly, but i'm the rookie on campus. I wanted to make a joke, not slander the man!

[Maxx]

And HTTK is getting Calvin Johnson, WR, Detroit Lions

I'll give JStarr a few hours today, but considering he hasn't been on since the 26th, I'm not optimistic and we'll just end up waiting for him again after Dragsy picks. I'd like to get moving going into the weekend.

[Cactus Drags]

I pick twice, yes?

NOT YET I DON'T

[Maxx]

Yes, but after JStarr. But he's slated to get Larry Fitzgerald at the moment, so it should be fine.