EWBFF Dayton Triangles League (A League)

[Maxx]

So I says to berober I says, "Hey what should our league names be this year?"  And he suggests that instead of celebrating the failure of a single player, we go with an entire team.  A great idea, and one I took to it's naturally stupid conclusion by going with the Dayton Triangles, an original NFL team that failed in 1929.  They had a ridiculous name and a logo, so they met all my criteria.  Also, the only hall of fame player from the Triangles was named Greasy Neale, so that's fun.   I could have gone with something more contemporary like Los Angeles Raiders, but DMN got the first pick this year, so I feel like that's enough of a win for him already.

Speaking of winners,  LL is our reigning champion, finally winning the league again for the first time since 2004?  The records have been lost to time! See?  Its not that hard Damshow.  ZING ENEMY DAMSHOW ZING!  LL did it while suffering through having to start both a TE and two Quarterbacks, which we all now know is a wildly unsustainable idea.  TE are back to existing only as a TE/WR Flex (I've got the numbers to back it up!) and as long as we have 10 teams, we're never doing two QBs again.  I have decided we should keep scoring where it was for QBs last season, so it's once again 5 points per QB TD and 30 yards per point.  Everything else stays the same, but if you win this year and ask me to buy you a Dayton Triangles shirt as a prize, I just might do it.

Here's your draft order, as always, lodge your complaints with Lineker
 

 

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1. DMN
2. Srar
3. Damshow
4. Busch
5. Lowerdeck
6. Plubby
7. Maxx
8. Dragsy
9. LL
10. Livid

 

 

You are drafting the following positions:

 

Spoiler

1 QB
2 WR
2 RB
1 WR/TE
1 RB/WR/TE
1 K
1 DEF
6 Bench

 

Round 1

1. DMN- Christian McCaffrey, RB, 49ers
2. Srar- Justin Jefferson, WR, Vikings
3. Damshow- Ja'Marr Chase, WR, Bengals
4. Busch- Travis Kelce, TE1, Chiefs
5. Lowerdeck- Cooper Kupp, WR, Rams
6. Plubby- Austin Ekeler, RB, Chargers
7. Maxx- Tyreek Hill, WR, Dolphins
8. Dragsy- Saquon Barkley, RB, Giants
9. LL- Patrick Mahomes, QB, Chiefs
10. Livid- Nick Chubb, RB, Browns

Round 2
1. Livid- Stefon Diggs, WR, Bills
2. LL- AJ Brown, WR, Eagles
3. Dragsy- CeeDee Lamb, WR, Cowboys
4. Maxx- Garrett Wilson, WR, Jets
5. Plubby- Bijan Robinson, RB, Falcons
6. Lowerdeck- Amon-Ra St. Brown, WR, Lions
7. Busch- Derrick Henry, RB, Titans
8. Damshow- Jaylen Waddle, WR, Dolphins
9. Srar- Jalen Hurts, QB, Eagles
10. DMN- Davante Adams, WR, Raiders

Round 3
1. DMN- Josh Jacobs, RB, Raiders
2. Srar- Devonta Smith, WR, Eagles
3. Damshow- Jonathan Taylor, RB, Colts
4. Busch- Tony Pollard, RB, Cowboys
5. Lowerdeck- Chris Olave, WR, Saints
6. Plubby- Tee Higgins, WR, Bengals
7. Maxx- Josh Allen, QB, Bills
8. Dragsy- Travis Ettiene, RB, Jaguars
9. LL- Rhamondre Stevenson, RB Patriots
10. Livid- Lamar Jackson, QB, Ravens

Round 4
1. Livid- Calvin Ridley, WR, Jaguars
2. LL- DK Metcalf, WR, Seahawks
3. Dragsy- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers
4. Maxx- Najee Harris, RB, Steelers
5. Plubby- Amari Cooper, WR, Browns
6. Lowerdeck- Mark Andrews, TE, Ravens
7. Busch- Deebo Samuel, WR, 49ers
8. Damshow- Breece Hall, RB, Jets
9. Srar- Joe Mixon, RB, Bengals
10. DMN- Joe Burrow, QB, Bengals

Round 5
1. DMN- DJ Moore, WR, Bears
2. Srar-Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Lions
3. Damshow- Dameon Pierce, RB, Texans
4. Busch- Aaron Jones, RB, Packers
5. Lowerdeck- Drake London, WR, Falcons
6. Plubby- Jerry Jeudy, WR, Oh No It's Still Russ Throwing Me The Balls
7. Maxx- Miles Sanders, RB, Panthers
8. Dragsy- Justin Fields, QB, Bears
9. LL- Kenneth Walker, 3rd of his name, RB, Seahawks
10. Livid- Brandon Aiyuk, WR, 49ers

Round 6
1. Livid- JK Dobbins, RB, Ravens
2. LL- Hollywood Brown, WR, Cardinals
3. Dragsy- Cam Akers, RB, Rams
4. Maxx- Alexander Mattison, RB, Vikings
5. Plubby- James Conner, RB, Cardinals
6. Lowerdeck- Justin Herbert, QB, Chargers
7. Busch- Trevor Lawrence, QB, Jaguars
8. Damshow- Daniel Jones, QB, Giants
9. Srar- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Titans
10. DMN- Alvin Kamara, RB, Saints

Round 7
1. DMN- Darren Waller, TE, Giants
2. Srar- Isiah Pacheco, RB, Chiefs
3. Damshow- Tua Tagovialoa, QB, Dolphins
4. Busch- Christian Watson, WR, Packers
5. Lowerdeck- Terry McLaurin, WR, Commies
6. Plubby- Chris Godwin, WR, Buccaneers
7. Maxx- Diontae Johnson, WR, Steelers
8. Dragsy- Christian Kirk, WR, Jaguars
9. LL- Michael Pittman, Jr., WR, Colts
10. Livid- Tyler Lockett, WR, Seahawks

Round 8
1. Livid- David Montgomery, RB, Lions
2. LL- Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers
3. Dragsy- Gabe Davis, WR, Bills
4. Maxx- James Cook, RB, Bills
5. Plubby- Rachaad White, RB, Buccaneers
6. Lowerdeck- Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Patriots
7. Busch- Mike Williams, WR, Chargers
8. Damshow- Dalvin Cook, RB, Jets
9. Srar- Kyle Pitts, TE, Falcons
10. DMN- George Pickens, WR, Steelers

Round 9
1. DMN- Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, Seahawks
2. Srar- Khalil Herbert, RB, Bears
3. Damshow- Jahan Dotson, WR, Commies
4. Busch- Javonte Williams, RB, Broncos
5. Lowerdeck- Juju Smith-Schuster, WR, Patriots
6. Plubby- Jordan Addison, WR, Vikings
7. Maxx- TJ Hockenson, TE, Vikings
8. Dragsy- De'Von Achane, RB, Dolphins
9. LL- D'Andre Swift, RB, Eagles
10. Livid- George Kittle, TE, 49ers

Round 10
1. Livid- Rashaad Penny, IR, Eagles
2. LL- Dak Prescott, QB, Cowboys
3. Dragsy- Rashee Rice, WR, Chiefs
4. Maxx- Brandin Cooks, WR, Cowboys
5. Plubby- Deshaun Watson, Scumbag, Browns
6. Lowerdeck- AJ Dillon, RB, Packers
7. Busch- Brian Robinson Jr., RB, Commies
8. Damshow- Zach Charbonnet, RB, Seahaws
9. Srar- Michael Thomas, WR, Saints
10. DMN- Antonio Gibson, RB, Commies

Round 11
1. DMN- New England Patriots Defense
2. Srar- Anthony Richardson, QB, Colts
3. Damshow- Zay Flowers, WR, Ravens
4. Busch- Kirk Cousins, QB, Vikings
5. Lowerdeck- Samaje Perine, RB, Broncos
6. Plubby- Jared Goff, QB, Lions
7. Maxx- Geno Smith, QB, Seahawks
8. Dragsy-Tyler Allgeier, RB, Falcons
9. LL- DJ Chark, WR, Panthers
10. Livid- Rashod Bateman, WR, Ravens

Round 12
1. Livid- San Francisco 49ers Defense
2. LL- Dallas Cowboys Defense
3. Dragsy- Chig Okonkwo, TE, Titans
4. Maxx- Skyy Moore, WR, Chiefs
5. Plubby- Jerrick McKinnon, RB, Chiefs
6. Lowerdeck- Buffalo Bills Defense
7. Busch- Courtland Sutton, WR, Broncos
8. Damshow- Philadelphia Eagles Defense
9. Srar- Darnell Mooney, WR, Bears
10. DMN- Dallas Goedert, TE, Eagles

Round 13
1. DMN- Aaron Rodgers, QB, Jets
2. Srar- D'Onta Foreman, RB, Bears
3. Damshow- Romeo Doubs, WR, Packers
4. Busch- Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
5. Lowerdeck- Tank Bigsby, RB, Jaguars
6. Plubby- Evan Engram, TE, Jaguars
7. Maxx- Jaylen Warren, RB, Steelers
8. Dragsy- Cincinnati Bengals Defense
9. LL- Jeff Wilson, Jr., RB, Dolphins
10. Livid- Jameson Williams, WR, Lions

Round 14
1. Livid- Jaylen Reed, WR, Packers
2. LL- Evan McPherson, K, Bengals
3. Dragsy- Harrison Butker, K, Chiefs
4. Maxx- New Orleans Saints Defense
5. Plubby- Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
6. Lowerdeck- Baltimore Ravens Defense
7. Busch- Kareem Hunt, RB, Toledo Rockets
8. Damshow- Daniel Carlson, K, Raiders
9. Srar- Tyler Bass, K, Bills
10. DMN- Treylon Burks, WR, Titans

Round 15
1. DMN- Graham Gano, K, Giants
2. Srar- New York Jets Defense
3. Damshow- Elijah Moore, WR, Browns
4. Busch- Washington Commies Defense
5. Lowerdeck- Jason Meyers, K, Seahawks
6. Plubby- Jake Elliot, K, Eagles
7. Maxx- Younghoe Koo, K, Falcons
8. Dragsy- Derek Carr, QB, Saints
9. LL- Rondale Moore, WR, Cardinals
10. Livid- Eddy Pinero, K, Panthers

[Your Mom]

Justin Jefferson WR MIN

 

@damhausen

[gunnar hendershow]

Ja'Marr Chase, WR, Cincy

@I Think You Should Busch

[The Buscher]

I see your TE/WR flex and I still draft Travis Kelce, TE, Kansas City Chiefs

@Lowerdeck

[Lowerdeck]

Cooper Kupp

 

@Plubby

[LL!]

1. It feels nice to be able to read that I won the god damn league only 18 years later. This was deserved. 2 Time Champion!! Makes me the Peyton Manning of the EWBFFL.

2. I am livid that I have to pick 9th this year. Conduct unfitting of crowning a king.

3. I am livid that the first time an actual prize is dangled in front of us is the year after I win the league. Do you know how hard it is to go back-to-back?!

 

Anyway, @Plubby

[Maxx]

No no no, you are LL, @livid is livid.

[LL!]

3 minutes ago, Maxx said:

No no no, you are LL, @livid is livid.

Quiet you! I'm trying to get 4 consecutive picks. 

[Your Mom]

3 hours ago, LL! said:

1. It feels nice to be able to read that I won the god damn league only 18 years later. This was deserved. 2 Time Champion!! Makes me the Peyton Manning of the EWBFFL.

2. I am livid that I have to pick 9th this year. Conduct unfitting of crowning a king.

3. I am livid that the first time an actual prize is dangled in front of us is the year after I win the league. Do you know how hard it is to go back-to-back?!

 

Anyway, @Plubby

I've probably done that  

[Maxx]

20 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I've probably done that  

You are, in fact, the only person who has

[Plubby]

Austin Ekeler, RB, LA Kellen Moores

 

@Maxx

[Maxx]

Tyreek Hill, WR, Dolphins

@Cactus Drags

[Maxx]

Saquon Barkley, RB, Giants for Dragsy

@LL!

[LL!]

Patrick Mahomes, QB, Chiefs

@livid

[livid]

Nick Chubb, RB, Browns 

Stefon Diggs, WR, Bills

@LL!

[LL!]

AJ Brown, WR, Green Boids

@Cactus Drags

[Cactus Drags]

CeeDee Lamb, WR Cowboys

 

@Maxx

[Maxx]

Garrett Wilson, WR, Jets

@Plubby

[Plubby]

Bijan Robinson, RB, Atlanta

@Lowerdeck

[Lowerdeck]

Amon-ra St Brown, Lions WR

 

@I Think You Should Busch