The Ballboy Incident

[METALMAN]

I can't be hothered looking around the Worthington Cup thread for your comments, so I am just going to say my piece here.

But really, what a guy. Adds to Chelsea's impressive track record of assaulting children.

[King Ellis]

Kicking kids is bad though. :/

[Hobo]

Thorgan Hazard is the better Hazard.

[METALMAN]

Who did he kick?

[Plubby]

This is the worst thread ever and I was here during the Potato Head era.

[METALMAN]

Surprising, as you were also here during the Plubby era. :/

[King Ellis]

You're a little late to the party anyway, Summers was playing devil's advocate hours ago. :/

[METALMAN]

Yeah well I don't read the thread anyway because that tournament is FUCKEN BORIN

[King Ellis]

How do you explain your 108 posts in the Scottish Football thread then?

[METALMAN]

How do I explain them? I probably posted 103 times. :/

[King Ellis]

That's an 8, not a 3. :/

[METALMAN]

my proxy did the other five duh :/

[Blaze09]

There is only one footballer who deserves his own thread, and that is the great Mario Balotelli

[Gazz]

I could quite happily post pictures of Yohan Cabaye all day, he's just dreamy... *sigh*

[Plubby]

Surprising, as you were also here during the Plubby era. :/

Takes a fair effort to top that, it does. But somehow you've managed. Congratulations, here's your commemorative coffee mug and dunce's cap.

[stokeriño]

Hey, I thought before coming in here, whoever started this thread is a cunt.

Congrats, metalman. :/

Eden Hazard spoke to Chelsea TV after his red card in Wednesday night's Capital One Cup semi-final second leg in Swansea.

The player was sent off late in the game after an incident involving one of the ball boys who later was invited by Chelsea into the changing room to speak to Hazard.

Hazard told Chelsea TV : 'The boy put his whole body onto the ball and I was just trying to kick the ball and I think I kicked the ball and not the boy. I apologise.

'The ball boy came in the changing room and we had a quick chat and I apologised and the boy apologised as well, and it is over. Sorry.'

[Baddar]

In my opinion, Hazard should serve his three match ban and that should be the end of it.

[Lineker]

Apparently the ballboy is the son of the chairman?

[Colly]

I could quite happily post pictures of Yohan Cabaye all day, he's just dreamy... *sigh*

Also, at least he looked the Everton ballboy in the face when he clipped him. Lovely Yohan.

[Gorka]

Apparently the ballboy is the son of the chairman?

No, the chairman is Huw Jenkins. The ballboy is a son of a director though, from what I've heard.