The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[probablyoliver]

Horrible abuse of power Kanye.

[Kaney]

You're just annoyed I put myself above you

[probablyoliver]

And now you're back where you belong.

[MDK]

Good work, SpunkTrumpet

[probablyoliver]

Wow Kanye, I expected better from you.

[Kaney]

No you fucking didn't.

[King Ellis]

Ample Salty on 360.

Sounding like a broken record having posted it about 3 times in the other thread but for the sake of clarity (feel free to edit this into the OP and probably make the link an actual link!):

1) Sign up/log into the Rockstar Social Club website

2) Visit the EWB Hitmen crew page

3) Request an invite to the crew

4) I will, at some point, manage the invitations and send you one

5) Go back to the site and accept the invite. I've never had to do this so I assume it'll just come up in your notifications in the top right.

[MDK]

How do I join?

[King Ellis]

First you must travel deep into the mysterious woods of Glendavon and pick you one of each of the dreaded fungi that grow within it.

Then you must slay the foul, diseased troll that dwells in a dank, dark cave atop Mt Numbojambo.

Finally, you must teach Ruki to remain calm and dignified when presented with a table full of cakes, pastries and other such delicacies and resist the temptation to immediately dive upon them, making a confectionery angel amongst the sugary treats before stuffing them all into his gaping maw.

Then, and only then, will you be deemed worthy to join our hallowed ranks.

[probablyoliver]

Can't I just send a request via PM?

[MalaCloudy Black]

Damn, all I had to do was click a button.

[LL!]

You fucking piece of shit. How dare you not include me? ME! JohnnyBoy555! How dare you?!

[JasonM]

PS3 - Laidback

[thatblindgeye]

360: goomaestro005

Ellis, when I requested an invite to the EWB crew I did end up getting the notification in the top right (next to my Social Club name) once the invite was sent to me.

Edited September 18, 2013 by Vitamin E

[probablyoliver]

You fucking piece of shit. How dare you not include me? ME! JohnnyBoy555! How dare you?!

It's not my fault everyone would prefer Olliecopter tours to stupid heLLicopter tours.

[LL!]

You fucking piece of shit. How dare you not include me? ME! JohnnyBoy555! How dare you?!

It's not my fault everyone would prefer Olliecopter tours to stupid heLLicopter tours.

Just for that, you pay double.

[probablyoliver]

I'll pay double using the only currency that counts.

Grenades.

[DYSI]

360 - sarcasmDEAD

[LL!]

I'll pay double using the only currency that counts.

Grenades.

No. Stop trying to kill my clients or I'll call the cops!

[probablyoliver]

I'll call the cops with the only phone that counts.

More grenades.