The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[9 to 5]

I haven't finished bottom of one for ages!

Edit - I thought Ellis was just trolling.

[Meacon Keaton]

For the first time ever, he wasn't.

[9 to 5]

Holy shit.

[munky]

Would the kingpin of the EWB crew bless me with an invite? My gamertag is Lord Stiggles.

[Meacon Keaton]

While you're at it, Ellis, why not give me a promotion of some sorts?

[Benji]

Isn't it based on crew rank and not manual stuff?

[Meacon Keaton]

Save the lip for the streets, Benjamin.

Speaking of which, I'm sad I've not played with you yet. I keep getting stuck playing with stupid Ellis.

[King Ellis]

Would the kingpin of the EWB crew bless me with an invite? My gamertag is Lord Stiggles.

Pretty sure I sent an invite to you a few days ago caus I was looking to see if Blehschmidt's friend had put in a request and yours was the only one there.

[MDK]

Stupid sexy Ellis

[MalaCloudy Black]

So has anyone gotten the stimulus yet? From what I'm reading on the GTA5 subreddit a fair number of people got theirs - all $500k at once. I haven't been on in a few days, might be time to log in and check.

[MDK]

So has anyone gotten the stimulus yet? From what I'm reading on the GTA5 subreddit a fair number of people got theirs - all $500k at once. I haven't been on in a few days, might be time to log in and check.

I'm quite stimulated

IN MY PANTS

[Meacon Keaton]

Cloudy really does have that effect on people.

[Baddar]

Just updated and went online. It popped up that R* had transferred 50k to my account, but my balance reads 685k. Pretty certain I had 200+ before today, so I haven't been given the full 500k but certainly more than 50.

Baddarina, meanwhile, hasn't been given anything and is raging.

[MDK]

Where is my damn monies

[Baddar]

Theory is that I may have had 185+51 on me, then the 500k took me to 685 in my bank, so maaaybe I've got it as a lump sum.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I got it as a lump sum as well and so did my friend. We both had transactions from Rockstar in our bank transaction log reading $500001.

[King Ellis]

More lies from Rockstar. :/

First they say they're giving 500k but they really give 500k and 1$. Then they don't even stick to their word and give it to you in two installments.

Can't trust them anymore, trading this in.

[9 to 5]

Free money? I am logging in!

[King Ellis]

I didn't have mine when I tried a little earlier.

[Meacon Keaton]

I didn't either.