The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[ADG]

Nor me. I did just get mowed down by an invisible car though which was fun. The guy that hit me then left and I got in the invisible car and delivered it to Simeon for $5,000.

[MalaCloudy Black]

From what I understand, it's being rolled out gradually over the course of the day.

The Stimulus will go out over the course of a full day once it's initiated so don't be alarmed if people on your friends list receive it before or later than you do.

[King Ellis]

I AM VERY ALARMED.

[Kaney]

Hahahaha I have it and Ellis doesn't. Get it up you Ellis.

[munky]

Would the kingpin of the EWB crew bless me with an invite? My gamertag is Lord Stiggles.

Pretty sure I sent an invite to you a few days ago caus I was looking to see if Blehschmidt's friend had put in a request and yours was the only one there.

Finally figured it out. Cheers.

[King Ellis]

Hahahaha I have it and Ellis doesn't. Get it up you Ellis.

I have 800k and a house before this 500k, up yours.

[MDK]

Up everyone's!

[Meacon Keaton]

Hahahaha I have it and Ellis doesn't. Get it up you Ellis.

I have 800k and a house before this 500k, up yours.

I've still never seen it!

[ADG]

Also when I logged in earlier the game asked if I wanted to change my appearance. I said yes, hit X to randomise it and ended up with John Marston from Red Dead Redemption as my dad.

[Kaney]

Hahahaha I have it and Ellis doesn't. Get it up you Ellis.

I have 800k and a house before this 500k, up yours.

Ouch

[Baddar]

Treated myself to a 240k car. I had around that amount before the cash injection, but I was too tight to spend that amount beforehand. I now have an awesome car complete with EWB colours and logo, as opposed to a shit one.

[Gazz]

I am lacking stimulation.

[Meacon Keaton]

Result of the steroids.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I am lacking stimulation.

Me too. I demand satisfaction stimulation!

[King Ellis]

Got my 500k, huzzah.

Which is good because I probably wasted far too much money dicking about in public sessions, going up to random people non-aggresively just to see what they'd do. Spoilers: People are assholes. Though, I suppose I've got room to talk after trolling around with Niner and Hughes tonight in our Buzzard.

Though it was funny just to be an observer into the way people play, like a guy I saw running down the beach, just stabbing people at random.

But really, I just stand and salute someone and they start shooting me and steal my car. Horrible!

Then I went into a session with Meacon and, ironically, my Xbox froze.

[Meacon Keaton]

I took a pic of me making spunk on your bed!

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I take back what I said earlier. I just got online and I have my 500k.

[MDK]

Singing in the shower earns you RP.

My mic is sat next to my speakers so I'm currently singing an instrumental jazz piano number in the shower.

[9 to 5]

That I never knew. Or would have even known.

[MDK]

I wouldn't have but I had my mic on and spawned in the shower and it just happened.