January 2014 Transfer Window

[Gazz]

How the fuck would he know?

He fetches the sandwiches and empties the photocopier waste toner bottle.

[Plubby]

Well if he times it right, he can fetch a sandwich for someone who does know

[brenchill]

I don't know if they would fit into our system.

No thanks.

Lineker, any truth to the Nani to Spurs rumours?

How would he know?!

[TCO]

Crystal Palace are paying £3mil for Wayne Henessey. That seems crazy money for him. Imagine how much Guzan would go for!

[Gazz]

It's 9.43am and we haven't had 'Arry hanging out a car window.

This transfer deadline day blows.

[Jimmy]

Steve Bruce has confirmed Livermore is staying at Hull. Levys played a blinder!

[Noah]

I had a conversation with the guy that owns the local newsagency, he was mistakenly under the impression that Mata had joined Liverpool.

If that had actually happened, based on the reaction I'd suspect from Nerf we would likely have seen a sight not seen since Niner and the Royal Rumble pre-show.

[Colly]

Nah, I can pronounce Mata's name, Nerf wouldn't be fussed.

[Jimmy]

Lewis Holtby's loan deal to Fulham has been agreed and the medical is done. (Source: BBC Sport) #DeadlineDay

Can't understand why Holtby is so out of favour with Sherwood. Glad it's just a loan, hopefully he does really well. Plus, he gets to hang out with Scotty Parker, so good for him!

[brenchill]

I'd love to hang out with Scott Parker.

[Gazz]

Bring a comb.

[DavidMarrio]

Lewis Holtby's loan deal to Fulham has been agreed and the medical is done. (Source: BBC Sport) #DeadlineDay

Can't understand why Holtby is so out of favour with Sherwood. Glad it's just a loan, hopefully he does really well. Plus, he gets to hang out with Scotty Parker, so good for him!

I like Holtby, it's a deal that works out well for you really because he will be getting regular game time and if he does well then it bodes well either for his Spurs future or the possibility of getting a good fee for him.

[Blue Rosler]

CM Punk has been spotted arriving at Carrington for his medical ahead of his free transfer move to Man Utd.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Fernando Quesada has signed with FC Utrecht he's a Barca Youth player. Hopefully he will develop in a nice player for the Eredivisie.

[MDK]

I'm sure we'll see him in the EPL soon enough.

[brenchill]

Chelsea will buy him, then loan him out until he's 43.

[Colly]

I've already bought my Vitesse top with Zouma on the back.

[stokeriño]

They'll be in the Champions League eventually. God knows what will happen then.

[METALMAN]

CM Punk has been spotted arriving at Carrington for his medical ahead of his free transfer move to Man Utd.

No, CM Punk isn't a footballer.

[Baddar]

Berba is to have a medical at Monaco.

Wenger admits defeat in his pursuit of Draxler, but could be in for Kallstrom instead.

Palace are to speak to Scott Dann.