Horrible Movies

[EWB's Best Poster.]

You had me at the dark knight rises sucks.

The only two movies I have ever walked out on, I should note, are Gone Fishin with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover, and U turn, with Sean Penn and what I can only assume was Faust being repaid for a deal he made earlier that year.

Easily the worst 2 movies Ican remember going to see in theater, and I saw george of the jungle and batman and robin.

[Benjamin]

Have never heard of George in the Jungle. George of the Jungle, though, is absolutely fantastic.

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Bitch I didn't stutter.

Going to see it did have one saving grace.

Saved me from ever seeing Good Burger.

[Benjamin]

Aww come on, it had a gorilla voiced by John Cleese! What's not to love?

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Well, I said it was BETTER than the other two, so clearly I didn't hate it. Plus the joke about looking at the mountain in aww not the other one. Awe. That was funny.

[Ant]

2 pages long and not a single mention of a Michael Bay film. I've come back to a parallel forum where Bay is loved and admired!

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Bay doesn't make the worst movies. Even if you think they aren't great they aren't the worst. Some are actually pretty good.

Edited November 7, 2014 by EWB's Best Poster.

[KJE]

Probably quite a few that I can't think of, but recently I watched They Came Together with Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd. I thought it was horrible.

[TheWho87]

I'd argue pretty much any direct to DVD cash in sequal are top of my list of pretty shit films.

[Maxx]

Bitch I didn't stutter.

Going to see it did have one saving grace.

Saved me from ever seeing Good Burger.

Spoken like a Mondo Burger customer.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I'd argue pretty much any direct to DVD cash in sequal are top of my list of pretty shit films.

Did you know that there's a fucking Fox & The Hound 2? Made 25 years after the original? And not only that, the plot is "Copper joins a country & western dog band"?

Also, Birdemic is wonderful. It's so fucking mental and badly done and charming and it's amazing. My friends and I still quote it.

"Where's Becky?"

"She's taking a shit."

[King Ellis]

Birdemic is a great film to watch when you're hanging out with the family.

[Hobo]

I'd argue pretty much any direct to DVD cash in sequal are top of my list of pretty shit films.

Did you know that there's a fucking Fox & The Hound 2? Made 25 years after the original? And not only that, the plot is "Copper joins a country & western dog band"?

Also, Birdemic is wonderful. It's so fucking mental and badly done and charming and it's amazing. My friends and I still quote it.

"Where's Becky?"

"She's taking a shit."

And the main character sells "Solr pnls"

[FLiam]

Doom. What utter shit that was.

Alone in the Dark was spectacularly shit as well.

[Mick]

Warriors of Virtue was completely horrid.

[Tigerstyle]

Probably quite a few that I can't think of, but recently I watched They Came Together with Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd. I thought it was horrible.

Screw that! They Came Together was fantastic.

[EddieG]

Speaking of Paul Rudd and horrible movies.

Wanderlust.

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Doom. What utter shit that was.

Alone in the Dark was spectacularly shit as well.

I cant hate doom because Karl Urban. I love that guy. Plus that video game sequence was awesome.