Chants

[MDK]

Is the chant the last vestige of folk music left in our country? Share your favourites here. 

To the tune of Starman by Bowie:

Theres a righback waiting on the lines his name is Matty Joseph and he's only 4"9

[Lineker]

Best ever chant is the one about there only being Two Andy Goram's.

[Colly]

We hit a new low today, to the tune of "Na na na, hee-ey, goodbye" but just add Christian Atsu. Horrendous. Like every other chant we do now.

[Jimmy]

not particularly relevant or accurate at the moment, but this is a fav

 

[Meacon Keaton]

We chant "Goooo baaaack to New Jerrrrrrseyyy" to the rhythm of Seven Nation Army at our home matches against the Red Bulls.

[Cymbols]

ALANHUTTONALANHUTTONALANHUTTON to the tune of the Proclaimers has had a bit of a resurgence of late, which I'm totally okay with. 

[DavidMarrio]

Poor Scouser Tommy is a great chant and one of my favourites. 

[Nerf]

WE'VE LOST THE BALL

[Gorka]

"We know what we are, we know what we are, sheep-shagging bastards, we know what we are" is always fun to chant when away.

[Kyle]

I'm a fan of the "let's pretend, let's pretend, let's pretend we scored a goal" chant, followed by raucous celebration.

[MDK]

ALWAYS SHIT ON THE WELSH SIDE OF THE BRIDGE!

Or

Oh Barry Hearn's! Got scary teeth! Oh Barry Hearn's got scary teeth! They're really big, false and scary, Oh Barry Hearns got scary teeth!

[Stevie B]

I like the Pellegrini one.

 

[Kaney]

I was always fond of the time we tried intimidating the Italians, when Celtic played Juventus, by chanting WE'RE GONNA DEEP FRY YOUR PIZZAS.

[MDK]

I always love when you are on the receiving end of a proper pasting and start singing "FIVE-FOUR, WE'RE GONNA WIN FIVE-FOUR"

[Berober]

4 hours ago, MDK said:

I always love when you are on the receiving end of a proper pasting and start singing "FIVE-FOUR, WE'RE GONNA WIN FIVE-FOUR"

Even better is when last season Liverpool score in the middle of it and you start singing "WE'RE GONNA WIN SIX-FIVE" 

[GoGo Yubari]

Best Sounders one was the one we'd do whenever Obafemi Martins scored a goal:

 

[Matt]

16 hours ago, Troy Saint Bernard said:

I'm a fan of the "let's pretend, let's pretend, let's pretend we scored a goal" chant, followed by raucous celebration.

This one is particularly great if you're losing 3 nil or whatever, repeat the chant 4 times and then follow it with "3 nil and you fucked it up".

I like the one city fans were chanting recently:

Oh what a night. Watching City on a Wednesday night. You play Thursdays cos you're fucking shite.

[MDK]

MICHAEL OWENS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT, AND WHEN HE PLAYS THE GERMANS HE SAYS HE FANCIES THAT, HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT, HE SCORES THEM WITH WITH HIS RIGHT, AND WHEN HE PLAYS THE GERMANS HE SCORES ALL FUCKING NIGHT

[Hobo]

 

[Just Joe]

 

He's Andy Reid
He Plays Left Wing
He Loves McDonald's and Burger King.