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  1. Mick

    Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. >:)

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city.

  2. Mick

    If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      STD test? I think we've all been there :shifty: 

    2. Ace

      Ace

      You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

  3. Mick

    Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      One day I will side with the Dawnguard on that quest :shifty:

    2. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  4. Mick

    How do you learn how to fall off a two foot ladder?!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      WHOA!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'll tell ya how: YOU DON'T!

  5. Mick

    Am I the meanest? Am I the prettiest? Am I the baddest mofo low down around this board?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      No.

    2. Cole

      Cole

      mofo low down? is that a thing

  6. Mick

    Prepare shi---PREPARE SHIP, FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Give me that you petty excuse for an officer! Now here this! LUDICROUS SPEED--

  7. Mick

    Triple H is a very, very, bad person.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Because he held down Booker T.

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      But is he a bad bad man?

  8. Mick

    I'm Idaho.

    1. mystikz

      mystikz

      potato

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Go away, we don't want any.

  9. Mick

    Not planning on playing EWR or TEW. Not planning on doing a random movie quote or website shill.

    1. Ruki

      Ruki

      I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!

    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Would you, could you, in Japan? With Godzilla and Rodan?

  10. Mick

    First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      And how do you plan on doing all this?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      You know my handcuffs?

  11. Mick

    In other news, Generallisimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      :(
    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      RIP Bernie Mac

  12. Mick

    TEAM A: X, TEAM B: Y

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      SPOILERS YOU ASS

  13. Mick

    You wake up late for school, man you don't wanna go....

    1. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      You ask your Mom "please?" but she still says "NO!"

  14. Mick

    The legacy will live forever!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      We need to get these motha' fuckin' vipers, off this motha' fuckin' board!

  15. Mick

    I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      One pays better.

  16. Mick

    Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of middle aged folks with attitude!

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      I'll take reasons for the next DX reunion for 300, Alex.

  17. Mick

    The ring came off my pudding can :( .

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions!

  18. Mick

    Phil?!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Ned!

      *Punch*

  19. Mick

    Come to Mick's, Mick's is fun! Come right now, don't walk - run!

    1. HC

      HC

      Hold on! I'm coming!

  20. Mick

    BOBA FETT? BOBA FETT? WHERE?!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      His backpack's got jets.

  21. Mick

    Take us back to the Grove, motherfucker!

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Man fuck you Ryder

  22. Mick

    The narration of this status updated is provided by Richard Kiley. Spared no expense.

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      I think I've decided not to endorse your status.

  23. Mick

    As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I would just like to say America stinks!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      A heel turn from a Ku Klux Klan member? Never thought I'd see the day.

  24. Mick

    Okay, which one of you bastards divided by zero?

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Don't blame me, I just did log(0)

  25. Mick

    General Kala — Flash Gordon approaching.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?

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