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  1. SPOILERS!!

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The girl gets hit by a car because it's not the 18th century at all.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Actually Niner, it appears The Rainmaker is the new Lineker, at least for today.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I'm not, 9 to 5, I don't do weekends.

  2. To be a winner, you must not lose.

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    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      I have never been so confused. Well there was that WWE Parrell diary thing

    3. Invader Z

      Invader Z

      Where is that? i wanna read it!

    4. Invader Z
  3. He's King Midas in Reverse.

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    2. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2
    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Everygold he touches turns to thing?

    4. Rocketbusta

      Rocketbusta

      Actually, he's just leaving his driveway...

  4. Do you fear death?

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    2. TKz

      TKz

      If this is a Davey Jones quote, I fully support it and respond with 'Do you fear the dark abyss?'

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      I fear Abyss.

    4. Rocketbusta

      Rocketbusta

      TKz gets the prize... whatever the prize may be.

  5. You know what's awesome? Everything I do.

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    2. Rocketbusta

      Rocketbusta

      When I want your opinion, I will tell you what it is.

    3. Sousa
    4. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Z really told you

  6. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!

    1. Lj.

      Lj.

      I am a real American! *Poses*

    2. sahyder1

      sahyder1

      What do you mean "You people"?

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i am no person!

  7. Pigs are the most delicious members of the animal kingdom.

    1. Meacon Keaton
    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      I definitely keep reading this as "figs".

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      If god didn't want us to eat animals, they shouldn't have made them so damn delicious!

  8. Motherfucker! Are you out of your damn mind?!?

  9. I need a microphone to do a video where I declare my candidacy for the 2016 Presidential Election.

    1. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      Microphones are expensive. Use sign language.

    2. Rocketbusta

      Rocketbusta

      That would help me win the deaf vote.

    3. TGWL

      TGWL

      Create posters and stand on highways. Real cheap.

  10. Nothing makes you feel like you're wearing new boots like wearing new boots.

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      I've always wanted to know what it feels like to wear something that's been ironed.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      it can feel warm if put on straight away.

  11. Bo knows bros before hoes.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Bo knows that if it's a leaf of three, to let it be.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Bo knows that if it's yella, you've got juice there fella.

  12. I am declaring my intention to attack.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I am declaring my intention to attack...Blaze. On account of that bogus shit he said about my family.

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Be careful. He's black. He has guns.

  13. On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha...

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      There's a T-Rex! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      OOOOOOOOOO AN' I BURRRRRNNNN, FUEL IS PUMPIN' ENGINES, BURNIN' HARD, LOOSE AN' CLEAAAAANNNN-AGH!

  14. I'm here to spread the good word about how you, too, can accept Randy Savage as your personal lord and savior. SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! OH YEAH!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      FREAK-OUT FREAK-OUT, yeeeeeah.

    2. Fitzy
  15. Confession: I thought Disorderly Conduct would have made great tag team champions.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      They were no High Voltage or State Patrol, but I agree.

  16. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Especially Julia Roberts amirite?

  17. And Krankor blows up a potential tackler at the 40, now there's nothing but daylight.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH

  18. I hear a song makes me think of a girl I used to know.

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      It's always hilarious when that happens. :

  19. Well, that felt like a colossal waste of time.

  20. How young are you gonna be when you die? I guess I never really thought about that. You're dying when you start thinking like that.

  21. I really have no desire to be at work today.

  22. So I said to Sarah, “I know I’m beautiful, but I’m also fat.”

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