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Sousa

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  1. Are you going to clean out your inbox, or do I have to donate for you for Christmas?

    I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT THREADS TO MAKE FUN OF IN PRIVATE WITH YOU.

  2. Aren't you about due for your quasi-annual comeback?

  3. As Ronald Reagan once said, "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'OH SWEET JESUS THERE'S A BEE IN THE CAR.'"

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      The nine most terrifying words in the English language are "Cash rules everything around me CREAM get the money."

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      "I've just made Liniker part of the mod team."

  4. At a certain point you have to lean back and say, "Wait, why am I following Velvet Sky on Twitter again?"

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Let the Twittahs loose?

    3. Meacon Keaton
    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      She is really awful at pretty much everything. She's like the last vestige of horrible 2007-ish women's wrestling. She is the Kelly Kelly of 2014.

  5. At his summer house in R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu plays racquetball.

  6. At some point I took you off of ignore. I assume this means I'm over it? I dunno. Let's make out.

  7. ATTENTION RP NERDS! Team Evil needs YOU for Empire City. Go to the Seventh Side right about... now.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Hey Member, teach English right about...now.

    2. C-MIL
  8. Austen 3:16 says "I just got married to a wealthy member of the English gentry without sacrificing my principles."

    1. Commander Sheepard

      Commander Sheepard

      It's the catchphrase for the new millenium!

    2. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      When one hears the breaking of glass, do recall that it means the doom of your posterior.

  9. Avast!

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      I also use that as an anti-virus.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Is it good? I'm looking to get a new one.

  10. Aw, I was pulling for Je next. :(

  11. BADSTREET, ATLANTA GA, BADDEST STREET IN THE WHOLE USA

  12. Bagwell and Sandman should've formed a tag team called Buff Drinklots.

  13. BARON VON RUTHLESS! BARON VON RUTHLESS! BARON VON RUTHLESS!

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I still have LWC saved on my computer, in case of Hoss Bah Gawd emergencies.

  14. Baseballs are fucking evil.

  15. BE HERE MORE OFTEN. I miss you. You are one of the good ones. :'(

  16. Because you ripped off my game. And it hurt. :(

  17. Beef and Cheddarrrrr. FIVE FOR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

  18. BEST IN THE WORLD!

    BEST IN THE WORLD!

    BEST IN THE WORLD!

  19. BIH Norman Wisdom. More like Norman FOOLISHNESS if you ask me!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Norman Wisdom was a fool!

    3. King Ellis
    4. Fitzy

      Fitzy

      How do you know he is a fine man? You don't even know him, you said so yourself.

  20. Boiling marinated chicken and then microwaving it? Throw that shit on the grill, man.

  21. Born in Arizona; moved to Babylonia. King Tut!

  22. Boy you guys, that cat with dark marks around the eyes sure doesn't care for most things.

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Hey, Cloudy said the thing I was going to say! High five, on the flip side!

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Go to hell, Sousa!

    4. Lint

      Lint

      Honestly I've always thought grumpy cat is the feline version of Sousa

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