TGWL

Haha I totally just watched that on netflix.

Bake 'em away, toys.

Myspace.

Tell her I said 'Hi...'

send me her Twitter, I'll send her a picture of my cock.

Im not keeping tabs. I see updates when I log in. Ill tell her you all said hi.

pm me your email.

I was hoping you could use it on an iPhone. But apparently it's only for the Droid. Bastards.

You should still be able to access it from any web connection.

I'm not in your Computer Networking class, you liar.

I would tell you to call bullshit but if they were lying they would have set their sights higher.

That's what makes the lie so believable!

No.

In that case I'm overdressed.

To suck it!

Wait.

Yeah, I just meant the raw chat room. I dont want to watch raw tonight.

Yeah, I just meant the raw chat room. I dont want to watch raw tonight.

Yeah someone come in and save us.

I Googled "Music" and received 7.22 billion results. Now what?

sorry. Anybody need a GOOGLE MUSIC BETA invite?

So I just went through the hassle of getting not one, not two, but 7.22 BILLION results, and I'm not even going to use them?

I'm getting kind of old myself.

Then you're just a liar.

The hatred burns strong in you, Young Maxxwell.

I guess I am now apart of the online gaming cult

But at least you just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico?

That's cuz America can't do sports properly.

I just want to tell you that I'm kind of seeing somebody......so I can openly talk about it hours later and shove it in your cafe.

thisgamewelose --> Homeliest Wages

A Low Esteem. Sigh.

I think he means Under appreciated and Unwanted.

And fat.

stay away from Grapes

I dunno, pointless booking seems about right for a UK show.

Yeah, but nobody needs to see that before the show airs.

Yeah, but nobody needs to see that before the show airs.

You should post pointless non-news and entire transcripts of interviews in one of the news threads. Have you done that yet?

I legitimately enjoy those posts.

masturbate

There's nobody in there...

No. I just went in. Hoping others might show.

When they get big enough to make it a profitable court case.

When they try to use wwf.com.

I'm pretty sure 1am is the perfect time to eat a grilled cheese sandwich. Perfect late night drunk food.

That was my form of sustenance during the 1am viewings of the FIFA World Cup

If only it weren't, well, The Tonight Show or maybe I'd watch.

Austin was about to tell a story and Leno cut him off to show a clip. He's an idiot.

There was! And we'll be back for Raw tonight!

choice of gangstas, best of nitro, or greatest steel cage matches.

currently on is Katie vs Beth (ladder match)

I can't believe how many "Paid for announcements" they did.

You are going to have sex with a machine? Sick man.

EWB says sorry.

How you doin? I'm ashamed I know that.